RupertCommunicator

This does seem like a pretty amazing signing and fair play to all involved getting a good replacement for Jose when tbh a lot of us were expecting someone like Bridge.

 

20 years old.

Champions league experience.

Winning Serie A.

Playing for a big European club.

Versatile.

Played for Italy at all youth levels and 7 caps already for the full side.

Also a bit of extra height to the side.

 

Pretty bloody impressive coup if you ask me.

 

 

Did he get a Champions League winner's medal when they won it?!

Means nowt man, Stephane Gui'varch had a World Cup winners medal and he was worse than the apocalypse.

It seems Sochaux finally accepted our offer, 9 million euros. The problem is that to let him go they first have to replace him, as he was a key player for them and literally dragged them to Europa League. If they manage to do it by tomorrow, he will join us.

Link?

This is what have been said all day.

Can we not just offer Twat Ranger in a part ex, and just lie about how good he is a la Ali Dia?

sorry guys but I think he's better looking than Cabaye. Taller, with a nicer smile.

Cabaye is one hell of a sexy beast though.

jones bent gyan,..... all driven out by racists ive been told.

Not possible.  Their fans are too classy to be racist.

Sunderland must hate Shola, not only for the goals against them but despite how s*** he is he has had a bigger impact in Europe than their whole club

Fucking hell man, Millwall have had a bigger impact in Europe than the unwashed.

Santon's clause is coming to town

:frantic: :frantic:   He's got a two million quid release clause!

If you haven't collapsed in a drunken mess, what are your thoughts on the Santon signing Wearside?

 

Only seen him play a couple of times but looked decent, not sure a right footed left back is the answer to your problems though. As we have found out, playing a right footer on the left has it advantages but also a lot of disadvantages, personally it boils my p*** when I see a player having to constantly check back onto his proper foot and it halts any momentum you have going forward in a instance.

 

He's not Keiron f***ing Richardson...

 

Bardsley, our right footed left back scored 3 goals from that position last season, the benchmark has been set.

 

 

i often wonder when the whole of SAFC will reach the benchmark of sholas 12 european goals?

 

Shiteameobi has already managed that feat by himself man!

 

 

isnt that what I said???

How the fuck did I miss that?!?!  Am I Sholablind or something?!

If you haven't collapsed in a drunken mess, what are your thoughts on the Santon signing Wearside?

 

Only seen him play a couple of times but looked decent, not sure a right footed left back is the answer to your problems though. As we have found out, playing a right footer on the left has it advantages but also a lot of disadvantages, personally it boils my p*** when I see a player having to constantly check back onto his proper foot and it halts any momentum you have going forward in a instance.

 

He's not Keiron f***ing Richardson...

 

Bardsley, our right footed left back scored 3 goals from that position last season, the benchmark has been set.

 

 

i often wonder when the whole of SAFC will reach the benchmark of sholas 12 european goals?

Shiteameobi has already managed that feat by himself man!

If you haven't collapsed in a drunken mess, what are your thoughts on the Santon signing Wearside?

 

Only seen him play a couple of times but looked decent, not sure a right footed left back is the answer to your problems though. As we have found out, playing a right footer on the left has it advantages but also a lot of disadvantages, personally it boils my p*** when I see a player having to constantly check back onto his proper foot and it halts any momentum you have going forward in a instance.

 

He's not Keiron f***ing Richardson...

 

Bardsley, our right footed left back scored 3 goals from that position last season, the benchmark has been set.

 

Raylor is already on 2 this season, Scunthorpe and some other team with c*** in their name.

Can we not just pay up his contract, or at least offer him on a free transfer where we pay the difference in his earnings or something?

If you haven't collapsed in a drunken mess, what are your thoughts on the Santon signing Wearside?

 

Only seen him play a couple of times but looked decent, not sure a right footed left back is the answer to your problems though. As we have found out, playing a right footer on the left has it advantages but also a lot of disadvantages, personally it boils my p*** when I see a player having to constantly check back onto his proper foot and it halts any momentum you have going forward in a instance.

Wearside: Could you please not post any more coherent messages with proper grammar?  Kind of takes the shine off my usage of the words inbred, unwashed or cunts in every post I talk about s*nderland.  Please user proper m*ckem speak when you post on here i.e. WUZ GANNA WIN THA LEEG WUTH A HUDRED POINTS THIS YER MARRA!!!!!!!11111

Thank you.

I wuz there when Gyan wuz cannaaye good.

What, when we beat them 5-1?  Was Gyan playing?

Right, being from darn sarf, I've never come across the term "radgie", would someone be kind enough to explain what it means?

 

A charver who is particularly more of a heed the baal than his fellow marras.

An angry charver who starts on everyone, but never actually partakes in violence, due to the fact malnourishment has left him/her vulnerable to getting his/hers arse kicked by a three year old.

Whoever changed the thread title should probably realise that he's not going back to Banik Ostrava (sound familiar? he's the second Czech keeper we've got links to from there) - he's on his way to Leyton Orient.

 

Bloody clueless ignorant at times.

 

 

He's doesn't and nor has he ever played for Banik Ostrava and nor is he Czech.

 

(class poor joke though if applicable)

TL:DNR.

2011/12 Season - Least games won:  Sunderland - 0.

 

Next game - Chelsea

 

2 points from 4 games?

 

Whereas we have QPR next - 10 points from 4 games?

 

Awesome.

 

But the inbred, unwashed c***s will still have dominated all their games, whilst we fluster from one fluke to the next.

 

Oh come on man...

 

I'll be sure to bump this post when it happens.  Remember - I am ALWAYS right.

 

You're certainly looking right about Man City, like.

What was it I said about City again?

£5m for Gyan a year after they bought him.

 

Amazing, truly amazing.

 

You can take the man out of Sunderland but you can't take the filthy, devaluing stench of Sunderland out of any man.

 

I believe that's how the saying goes.

FAIDS - Football AIDS: Noun.  The debilitating deisease which saps all talent and class from any footballer who ever pulls on a red and white shirt and turns out for that shower of shite known as s*nderland FC.

Its actually f***ing disgusting how much SSN hang out the back of Harry Redknapp and Spurs like. Absolutely unbelievable.

And he has a column in the scum.  Has he been botting Rupert Murcunt clean up the arse?

You don't need to play hoof ball to get the best out of Carroll but that's beside the point. He was great for us and could have been one of the best and finally a player we could be proud to have produced. It would be an insult to replace him with a sub-standard Man United reserve.

 

I was replying to the guy who said Nolan and Barton got the best out of him. If those two were involved in any team with Carroll it would end up being hoofball by design. Even at Liverpool they are saying that every time he plays they end up humping the ball long towards his head.

And you are assuming that scousers are saying words that aren't complete self-pitying twaddle?

2011/12 Season - Least games won:  Sunderland - 0.

 

Next game - Chelsea

 

2 points from 4 games?

 

Whereas we have QPR next - 10 points from 4 games?

 

Awesome.

 

But the inbred, unwashed c***s will still have dominated all their games, whilst we fluster from one fluke to the next.

 

Oh come on man...

I'll be sure to bump this post when it happens.  Remember - I am ALWAYS right.

2011/12 Season - Least games won:  Sunderland - 0.

 

Next game - Chelsea

2 points from 4 games?

Whereas we have QPR next - 10 points from 4 games?

Awesome.

But the inbred, unwashed cunts will still have dominated all their games, whilst we fluster from one fluke to the next.

2011/12 Season - Least games won:  Sunderland - 0.

It would be tugtastic if Johnson came here.  Never going to happen though.

http://images.teamtalk.com/09/11/800x600/Tom-Cleverley-Watford_2384611.jpg

Who is this feral little cunt?  Most punchable face I've seen for a long time!

I think Simpson is the answer to RB in the long term, just not whilst his bairn is ill. Give Raylor a bit of a run.

Condolences to all family and friends. 37 is far too young. RIP.