The dude has Ferguson and Wenger on his phone, I wouldn't f*** with him like.
He greeted Alexander Graham Bell with "Ahoy-hoy" ... no messing with him tbh.
Considering Kinnear struggles with English it's unlikely he speaks French
Maybe he's like Lance the Harry Enfield character when he's singing.
Like Julio Geordio, only instead of a geordie he just rants senile gibberish.
'Bent is now understood to be regarded as a cheaper alternative.'
Of course he f***ing is I'm sure Carlton Cole cheaper still. People actually buy these papers