MagMal

If it's not happening then I can only think that Ashley has decided he can live with the club plummeting through the leagues and will get his money by stealing the parachute payments over the next few years then selling the club at a pittance to someone who will maybe allow him to retain a stake or keep SD as the sponsor or controller of club shops.

You might have a point there, a good old fashioned assets stripping exercise, I can't be bothered to do the maths but with selling players, tv money parachute payments etc he would probably get over £350m with no investment and still flip the club in the championship/3rd division for £30-£50m

Rafa is massively confident in his own abilities (rightly so) with this in mind if he stays for a year he would still keep a limited squad in the league and fatty knows that, but if Rafa leaves then fatty has got no chance of finding a manager to keep us up and will loose millions if he doesn't sell.

I think Rafa not signing is his own way of trying to help push through the takeover. Fatty is getting to tipping point with his investment and if he doesn't sell or keep Rafa he is screwed.

I wouldn't be surprised if Rafa walks then is pictured with new owners a few weeks later while in the background he is working with agents, players etc lining them up to sign once the oil money rolls in.

To be fair the list is endless of players that have had good careers until they have played for us?, didn’t dalglish sign some dodgy Greek striker or was that keegan?

On build up and then actual ability he has got to be one of the biggest letdowns, we all thought we were going to get a world beater and just turned out that the top flight was a step too far.

Micheal Chopra, so much build up but useless once he was out of the kids teams

He has played this right if we sign the lad from America, all his little mates will be able to go on tv etc and slate Rafa for leaving saying “ well mike signed the player he wanted, why hasn’t he signed his new contract “, then the lad flops when fat Sam starts to play long ball agricultural football and he gets sold on at a small loss. While mike sits back has a brandy and thinks about how he has played the fans again. Bishop is going to get a right bonus for this masterpiece

Maybe it is time to start leaving some reviews for that shitty 5 clothing line?

I have managed to Rondon in this week, come on big lad don’t let me down, have just realised that I am top of the h2h league ?

Where you from Crooks?

 

Atherstone, Warks. Born in Nuneaton. Dads from Shields. Sorry if you’re from there. Love the mad place really. You?

You don’t work for the local “explosive” courier company do you?

Couldn't find a way to get Richarlison in my team due to half a million, dodged a bullet and extra changes to get him back out, still only got 33 points, but have 5 left to play

What was I thinking, Mitro as captain

On the back of this I have joined Twitter, no idea what I am doing but have spent the last hour amusing myself telling adidas and nike that I won't buy anymore of their products while they continue to associate with SD, at least I think I have !

Peter Beardsley was the last decent number 10 we had, how bad is that, he has retired and moved onto bullying kids and we still haven't replaced him, not sure if we can blame that on the fat one, but I will.

 

Craig Bellamy operated the role very well

To be fair the prick is called Devon so he probably has bigger problems in his life.....

No chance of happening but I do think Tammy from Chelsea would be a good move for us if the £15m price is true, not that we would spend it. We do have some good young players and the perfect manager for them, it is just so frustrating that we have the biggest arsehole in the world as an owner as with just a reasonable investment we could be a good young exciting team that could grow together and become a team to be proud of in the next few years.

But I suppose dropping down the leagues with some washed up stooge as a manager could be fun as well

Peter Beardsley was the last decent number 10 we had, how bad is that, he has retired and moved onto bullying kids and we still haven't replaced him, not sure if we can blame that on the fat one, but I will.

Anyone know if it is illegal to write in chalk on a pavement?, those street artists seem to get away with it, anyhow #ifrafagoeswego marked up in big letters on the pavement outside all his stores wouldn't be damaging his property so no action could be taken and when the rozzers turn up just chuck a flat cap down with a few coppers in it and claim to be putting yourself through art school

How about Debenhams and the like where the fat one has a decent share holding, are they fair game?, what with the recent bad new for shares and SD because of Debenhams profits it might be another avenue to put pressure on?

First off confession time, I once used Sports Direct on-line to order something for the kids, hangs head in shame.

On the plus side they have just sent me a email flogging more crap so I get to reply #ifrafagoeswego, every cloud and that, I wonder if they will reply

Darren Bent for Burton Albion

Ketsbaia when he kicked the shit out of the advertising boards 

David Platt v Belgium @ Italia 90

Probably because the football pitches on Mount Everest are all a bit steep.