Mahoneys Tache

Does he come on here then?

Magpies can knack eagles.

3-1.

‘Trips. You take the free kicks because you’re old and shit.’

Lucy Letby.

Wicker man style immolation to the dark gods to ensure a fine harvest and an FA cup success.

Well forgive me

I’m thoroughly enjoying the scenes of them protesting about how their club is being ruined by corporate greed. They never said a fucking word when they declined to participate in the FA cup so that beckham could ponce about in a fucking sarong on the beach in the club World Cup. Delicious irony. Wankers.

Oh just fuck off man.

It’s almost as if Howe knows a player.

I’ve got a gig on Saturday. I broke my voice yesterday. I’m hoping it sticks until then so I can sound like Johnny Cash.

Just pleased they are doing themselves justice. Even if we lose this, it will help in the long term because we are clearly showing we are there on merit and everything is meticulously processed by Eddie.

Fucking great this.

Keeping myself occupied with changing the cartridge on my nearly 50 year old turntable. It’s giving me an excuse to swear a lot.

You can set your watch by my arse. 20 minutes after getting up without fail.