Mahoneys Tache

Yeah. That was kind of the point. Mate.

Who needs a bot when a bot can be broken?

We’re not signing grealish. Get a fucking grip.

Can I please be banned until 14th August? This is shiiiiite.

His sister Anne is canny mind.

It would make for a great t shirt along the lines of the Che Guevara one.

Incidentally, is that photo in your sig copyrighted?

Shut up you ickhea.

I think we need a thread called ‘close season nitpicking pedantry and squabbling because there’s nowt better to do’ and an actual transfer rumours thread that consists of actual transfer rumours.

Yeah. We do. It’s often unavailable because Brexit. I packed the tabs up a year and a half ago and I’ve piled some timber on since then so the dose is too low now. I paid for my assessment (not wealthy, I sold three fantastic four comics for a grand and I got mates rates) but I can’t afford the cost of a review with the psychiatrist who diagnosed me so I’m running on my own shonky frontal lobes for the foreseeable.

Having ADHD might well be helpful for a goal keeper. Quick thinking, being adaptable, responding quickly to changes, being very aware of your environment and noticing everything that goes on around are all handy. planning, long term thinking, high levels of executive functioning and being well organised are not essential for being a goal keeper. ‘Impulsivity’ otherwise known as acting without thinking is a useful trait in lots of circumstances. I say this as someone who’s had ADHD for 57 years and who’s worked in child mental health services for 24, so this is not ‘bloke down the pub’ wisdom. I think Pickford probably has it. He struggles mostly when he’s got a bit of time to think but he’s a brilliant shot stopper. On balance his strengths far outweigh is weaknesses.

Sorry man. It was a tap in. Couldn’t resist.

That aged well.

Based on nothing but my imagination, Eddie is a man who has an eye for detail and is meticulous in everything he does. I’ve arbitrarily decided that Eddie is talking the Ferguson approach of running the whole caboodle, which given what he’s achieved so far is just fine with me.

That was a definitive statement that.