McDog

Comon lads!!!!

Fuck me.

Fucking hell, pass it Barnes. Jesus.

Off the woodwork.

Good game flash!

Fucking rocket heading out of the box.

There's Asprilla in the stands.

Cheating cunts.

Big Joe tackled by the invisible man there?

Miggy, no need to put in into low orbit. Geez.

Son 30% of them have eyes in their head?

50 fouls this half?

Soft fouls being called.

Wow, so fucking close.

I could see that argument if it was Chris Wood and not Isak? Clear goalscoring chance!

Good bye asshole. Too bad Murphy isn't out there to wave him off.

That's a red all day.

Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's off

Keeper actually cut off the angle nicely but Gordon with a great finish.

Get in Gordo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pope shaky as fuck out there.

Good recovery Burn.

Let's go!

Matchday it is. Cancelled coffee with the old ladies (Sunday tradition I started last year) so me mum and aunt and their friend will have to crack on without me as there is an asskicking to deliver at SJP today.

From Daily Mail and if I may interject. "Tough titty said the kitty when the milk went dry" Newcastle’s five-year kit deal with Adidas from next season will be worth £150m over its duration, according to industry sources. The deal is said to be worth up to £30m a year, the sixth largest kit deal in the Premier League, comparable with Tottenham’s agreement with nike. Only Manchester United, Manchester City, Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea have more lucrative arrangements. An official announcement about Newcastle Adidas deal is expected next week. However it is a massive uplift on the current £5m a year deal with Castore.