MrRaspberryJam

Good morning @TeddySAFC result apart hope you had a nice weekend. Fair play for your warm words this morning. A touch of class indeed. 

12 minutes ago, Hovagod said:

I prefer the stuff we do about his little arms. 

I don’t do anything about his little arms?

Mourinho sent off. Again. 

27 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

O'Nien was one of their best performers according to RTG.

He’s the only one who won one tackle so they’re probably right. 

1 hour ago, joeyt said:

The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in

I just don’t think Artetas gonna find what he’s looking for with Martinelli 

Just now, Troll said:

 

Was that originally about Princess Diana?

Originally yeah. But Isak scored against Paris. Fits perfectly doesn’t it 

1-0 down

4-1 up

Alex Isak wrapped it up!

Just now, Vinny Green Balls said:

I appreciate the skilled level of phoning it in on this one. 

am just giggling away at meself. I just imagine people reading them and going “wtf are you on about man” as they go through the lyrics

2 minutes ago, Bally21 said:

Looks like a few of the lads have been in the boozer all afternoon 

Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
Isak took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
Isak took the midnight train going anywhere

A striker in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile he can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waitin'
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searchin' in the night
Streetlights, people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin', somewhere in the night

Workin' hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice
Just one more time

Some Isak wins, some Isak loses
Some are born to play for the Toon
Whoa, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waitin'
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searchin' in the night
Streetlights, people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin', somewhere in the night

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlights, people

Slip inside the eye of Isaks mind
Don't you know Isak might find
A better place to play
Isak said that you'd never been
But all the things that Isaks seen
Slowly fade away

So Isak starts a revolution from my bed
'Cause Isak said the brains I had went to my head
Step outside, summertime's in bloom
Stand up beside the fireplace
Take that look from off Isaks face
Isak ain't ever gonna burn my heart out

And so Wilson can wait
He knows it's too late
As Isaks walking on by
Isak soul slides away
But don't look back in anger
I heard Isak say

Every night in my dreams
I see Isak, I feel Isak
That is how I know you go on

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

4 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

 

Isak makes my world go round 

He scores a goal at every ground

Beat the Mackems with a brace,

I-I-Isak's great control and pace.

 

 

 

A rose, Isak never used his thorns
The ones he loved abandoned him
Isaks angel face made hearts so warm
You helped the Mags but who helped you?
Then rushing through the Paris night
They hounded you, you lost control
We prayed that you would be alright
The news came through – Your hamstring cold…

1 minute ago, ryanegg said:

Isak doesn’t fit in there, need one syllable.?

how are you singing it though? If you sing Isak quickly it’s one syllable and fits fine?

4 minutes ago, leffe186 said:

You’re not fooling anyone.

We know Mikes rock ‘n’ roll through and through. 

7 minutes ago, ChrisMcQuillan said:

 

Okay, I'll outline it if you're struggling.

1. We're discussing players in the Arsenal v Liverpool match having holes cut in their socks.
2. @OoOGazOoO asked why Arsenal players had holes cut in their socks.
3. I explained the rationale behind it, and highlighted that some Newcastle players do it as well.
4. As demonstrated above, given the context of the thread, I am aware that not only Newcastle players do it.

Hopefully this helps. 

Not sure if you’re winding me up or not but I’ve already told you this haven’t I?

What a finish 

Just now, ChrisMcQuillan said:

Yeah, I know. That's why I said do it too.

It’s not just Newcastle players that do it Chris everyone does?

2 minutes ago, ChrisMcQuillan said:

There's a bit of a trend with players cutting holes in their socks to relieve pressure on the calf muscles if the socks are tight.

 

Bruno and a few of ours do it too.

All players do it not just ours. Connor Gallagher cuts loads in 

20 minutes ago, Strawberry said:

Does he have another song other than Give me give me sticker from Sweden? 

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to Isak
And by now, Isak should've somehow realised what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about Isak now

And backbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in Isaks heart is out
I'm sure Isaks heard it all before, but you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about Isak now

And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to Isak, but I don't know how

Because maybe
Isaks gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my Isak

Just can’t help themselves can they 

23 hours ago, Dava1892 said:

so childish but effective 

Just now, leffe186 said:

Just saw the Cardiff missed penalties for the first time. Goalkeeper almost trolling them

How many chances have they missed?!

Is that Adam Johnson at left back for Man City?

In the past 12 months we have:

Put 6 past spurs

Put 5 past west ham

Put 4 past Everton

Put 4 past Brighton

Put 5 past Villa

Put 8 past Sheffield United

Put 4 past PSG

Put 4 past Crystal Palace

Put 4 past Chelsea

but we are simply not good enough to humiliate Sunderland.

3 minutes ago, Ben said:

Seems daft but we must have plans to replace him and Lascelles, personally I would keep both and sign a new top class partner for Botman 

Lascelles linked with Besiktas this morning.