Billy Warthog

Is that the Fulham fans singing 'Sky TV is fucking shit'?

Quick start from Bournemouth!

Aye, I'm not saying that lol-ing at them lot isn't fun. But I was tuning in to hear about us... and got feck all! I pay for this!

Bloody Sky Sports... Before the ads - 'Our focus will be on Newcastle United and their big win against Manchester United...' After the ads - Carragher just goes on and on about how bad Man U were. Hardly a word about us. Even the host said 'I didn't even ask you about Man U'... Shameless!

At least he'll have the time to recover properly. Rest up sir, and come back stronger than ever!

What a feckin' big game this has become. 3 unchallenged points will go a long way to UCL qualification. Would be 5 points clear of Chelsea, who we still have to play at home. If the nervous NUFC turn up, we'll drop points. Need to be into them from the start, no sloppiness. Keep this great run going!

Amorim: "It's really tough to win against these top teams like Newcastle." Times have changed.

Is that Onana post genuine? Talk about signing your own death warrant... EDIT - apparently fake...

I bloody love this team. We're in a fantastic position to qualify for the CL again, this time with recent experience. Everyone looks like they belong, united for real. This summer may prove to be awesome. Let's hope so. In the meantime, the manc red melts can fuck off home. Thanks for the 6 points you twats. Drink it in Mags! These are the days! 😁⚫️⚪️

Empty seats in the Upper Leazes.

Those Fergie years seem like ancient history now. Goodbye to all that!

At least we now know that their goalie can hit Joe's head accurately. Get. The. Fuck. In.

Delightful from Barnes! Big goal. Keep it together lads, and we look at that game in hand v Palace as monumental. You've seen United, now fuck off home...!

Seems to be quite a roll of the dice for them. Hope it goes tits up for these twats. Their Europa match is now in the balance too.

Just the ticket... get another one though! Don't rely on a one-goal lead against this lot!