TheBrownBottle

Yep, this is it. Man Utd will be slight favourites which I think is about right - but we’re not exactly underdogs. It’s a completely open final this one

I am enjoying it - he’ll learn and we move on. I disagree that it’s unlucky mind - it was coming that red

Not harsh at all. It was fucking idiocy. Love Bruno to bits but that was like watching Gascogne in the ‘91 FA Cup Final for a spell in the second half. Love the lad’s spirit, but sometimes he just needs to calm down a little.

Absolutely no chance - it was a nasty foul

Yes. And breathe

Pet football hates: stupid cunts whistling for full time. Who does that help? It just ramps up the anxiety

How many years ago was that foul by Fabinho though? Bruno’s foul was as clear a red as you’ll ever see. Bruno was booked initially, VAR gave the red. Fabinho’s tackle predates VAR

Not sure how that justifies Bruno’s stupidity

7 mins? Fuck off

No

No; red cards carry into the next domestic game. He’ll play in the final

Nothing unlucky about it, it was a leg-breaker. Idiotic more than unlucky

Beyond stupid. He’d had a few stupid tackles in a row. He needed to be calmed down.

Bruno needs to calm down. Stupid tackle after stupid tackle

I’ll be a pedant - it’s only (!) 24 years since the last one

Fucking save Neeek Pope. Wake up you bastards!

Heart constantly in throat here. Fucking anxiety is a right bastard. One more goal and I’ll be able to breathe

Sensible subs for me

Miggy is wearing roller skates today

It’s the overhit passes and simple mistakes creeping in. That lackadaisical pass by Willock has knocked us a bit

‘Like a twitching rabbit’s nostril’ - Bill Hicks

Agreed. I thought he had his best half of football for a while. Starting to look fit again after that week without a game

How is that not a pen?

Shite. Ffs