Joe1984

White? You mean Tango Man.

Everton spaces I just mentioned it.

Everton Spaces should be fun...

Emery 🤣

Oh dear... 🤣

Only 1 stat matters at FT.

No chance. Clearly on.

Ha ha ha.

... 😀

As a scouse Newcastle fan myself, I'll try not to take offence! 😄

Not a chance. It's Everton. 🤣

Feels sickening wanting an Everton win tonight. Won't get it regardless.

I wonder what their new manager will say? We all know how Klopp would react in the presser...

I see City have decided not to start slow this season.

Psychic! 😄

Not against the rules. Wasn't his shirt! 🤣

Head turned.

Cheat code goal. Ftfy!

Brenton Diaz has kept his streak going at least...

Fraser to save the day... 🤣

Game over.

If it's any consolation, they won't have him for long. Chelsea will buy him...

Unless it's an own goal...

They look more likely to at this point. But Man U will just just Man U. 89th min+ winner...

Rashford dribbling after the whistle has gone kicking the ball technically. No booking. (I'm joking!)