Tross

Dorty Bastard

I hope Sheffield United go 4-0 up in the first ten to settle the nerves

Aye, probably right. I just wanted to believe we weren't getting what has been leaked

I have heard from a reliable source that what has been leaked from the 'JD Stock Room' is not the kit. Apparently we have a green trim, striped back and a trefoil.

Why?

Rather wait until we have a better kit to win the league in tbh, will always be tainted.

'Flying in for your Magpies' When making a sub.

I'd never thought I'd say this, but can I hear more from Castore please?

Aye think that’s probably right. Shorts and hoodie came this morning and they’re lush.

These have now disappeared from the website, I’m sure they don’t just do that if they sell out. Not sure what’s happened there but mine are coming this morning apparently

Just bought the hoodie and shorts

Go to box office, say I have no access to internet and give them my membership number. 'Is there a particular area of the ground you would like to sit Sir?'

Get to SJP nice & early to beat the queues and get one of the box office staff to log into your account and secure your seat. That's what I do.

To be honest, being polite never crossed my mind.