ShootShoot

Careful hes a historian now Dodgy bit halfway through where he seems to dog whistle that the place has gone to the dogs since ( and then throws in images of Mosques and ethnic minority food shops etc ) Hope im wrong on that but he doesnt seem to have deleted comments who state that case rather more loudly

Yep make the opposition run around like lunatics not us

Can remember under Ashley when we would avoid relegation on the last day and people would be outside the ground afterwards singing and cheering like we'd won the league . It wasnt the reality then and neither is yesterdays performance

This . Its ok to criticise the performance whilst enjoying the result .

Some of the ' happy ' posters Some of the happy posters

Its called ambition

Rip all the seats out hoy out the oldies n the bairns n hoy in all the middle aged drunks . Ship in a few boxes of crisps for their half time bait

Next to the Leeezaaaaz

Aye the outside looks all too grey n dated . Could we get some famous arty type to wrap the building ? Or maybe some local lads from a dodgy garage ?

Still average . After the first 4/5 teams theres a real big drop off ( copyright B Hicks )

It was amatuer hour

We shipped 3 goals at home to an average team

Refurbish / tart up the inside of the ground ( have them wacky Spurs pint glasses that fill up from the bottom , extend GG add more corporate and increase safe standing taking seats off the peasants to improve atmos . Job done

" Yew Eff Oh ! " ?

Wait till you hear Radio Newcastle / Andos reaction ?

" Hello Chicago ! " ?

End of the day it was two average teams livened up by a couple of excellent players on either side

Ubetcha ! : )

Nah we were seriously awful and got pulled out the shit by Oscar winner AG and HB wonder goals

Gordon deserves two Oscars or at least a couple of Baftas but well done him its about time we shithoused our way back into a game

Entertaining but awful performance

Kin nora

Who knows the ways of genius ? ?

Move over Tyneside life , this bloke is the real deal . Should be doing documentaries