GallowgatePigeon

Jammiest bunch of cunts ever, typical Newcastle to be in a week to week shootout with a team like that! If Forest fell into a barrel of thumbs they'd come out sucking a tit.

Get yourselves to fuck Forest, spawny cunts

Yaaaaas!

Here I am, worried at the thought of us slipping to the doldrums of 6th place whereas our nearest and dearest have it all figured out already. If cracking the top 4 was so easy you wonder why they've only finished in the top 10 3 times in living memory. For the record, if we indeed did slip to 6th place, that's still higher than they've finished in 70 years. By what metric have us and Villa not been back in the prem long? Since the PL form we've spent a combined 5 seasons out the PL. They nearly spent that in L1 alone!

Tanking for 2 months and killing all momentum and feel good factor going into the play offs is a very bold strategy indeed from Rayjess Le Braiiis

100% this. City are nailed on and frankly I'll graciously let them have that after they done us a solid by putting daylight between us and Villa. Villa have a mountain to climb, it's not out of the question that they'll win all their remaining games but surely we'll be home and dry before they could worry us again. The two teams we need to collapse are the ones most likely to. One which is a very limited team in a false position and the other which is a notorious basket case and on the verge of their annual manager sacking. TL:DR; we'll be reet

Where do we even begin with this? The overly large, empty football in the centre which is devoted to your rivals, the Tyne Bridge from Temu or the tragic fact that Kevin Phillips is still their undisputed best player of all time.

I'd reccommend any MLF in Marrakesh to visit it's famous sewks to sample some tradishnul Marracan chickpays and grayn tay.

A trophy for finishing 2nd in League 1? Utter Woke Nonsense!

Got a link? I need a fix of mackem pain!

I'll tell you exactly what all this 'W in the chat' 'Take the L' 'We got the dub' malarkey is. It is Utter Woke Nonsense.

Could it be that we intend to use him as a Swiss army knife and play him anywhere across the front? The coaching staff must see something in him, and eventhough he is as mad as a box of frogs he seems to have his head screwed on properly and a good attitude

Let's hope we don't fall into the conference league or it'll be: Is this the way to Mlada Boleslav Jagiellonia Białystok, Istanbul Başakşehir, TSC Bačka Topola

Is this the way to Bayern Munich Benfica, Ajax, Celtic As well as being a dead pigeon impersonator I'm also an up and coming phenomenon in the underground rap scene, so trust me when I say that the flow on those bars is dope!