Ishmael Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Okay I'm on a rant this morning, this must be what happens when I sleep in New Manchester United manager David Moyes, who officially starts his job on Monday, has already had a secret meeting with Rooney and wants the England international to stay at Old Trafford. A secret meeting? Are normal meetings between players and managers open to the public now? Fuck off! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Pot noodles meeting, marra. Has to be secret or people will want in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Pot noodles meeting, marra. Has to be secret or people will want in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 If you think John Barnes got fat after retirement, wait til you see Rooney! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 There is going to be a plethora of extremely fat ex-footballers in a few years time. Players like Rooney, Andy Reid, Adam Proudlock, Jon Parkin, Mido etc.. do sport for a living. Their job is to run around a lot and be physically fit. When they stop 'trying' to be fit. Fucking hell Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Michael Johnson got fat at the ripe old age of 25. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 When did Glastonbury become a place for footballers? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 There is going to be a plethora of extremely fat ex-footballers in a few years time. Players like Rooney, Andy Reid, Adam Proudlock, Jon Parkin, Mido etc.. do sport for a living. Their job is to run around a lot and be physically fit. When they stop 'trying' to be fit. Fucking hell We can add our 2nd choice goalkeeper Elliot here as well... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 When did Glastonbury become a place for footballers? Since Joey Barton has got on twitter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Yeah I excluded keepers really because they don't exactly do much running or physical exercise. Maybe a 5 yard run to kick the ball and the odd bit of jumping to the floor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Lambert and Holt too. They'll have to reinforce the carpets for those Masters tournaments. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Holt man. He was already big. Signing that contract extension was the cue for him to let loose and indulge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Moody Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Ben Arfa's gonna have his own moon, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Yeah I excluded keepers really because they don't exactly do much running or physical exercise. Maybe a 5 yard run to kick the ball and the odd bit of jumping to the floor I still just doesn't get it how you can become that 'fat' despite being on a football pitch every day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 http://www.101greatgoals.com/wp-content/gallery/gimages/bobatflccaaokt4.jpg New baaaaaal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Cheers Will update the icons when the home kit is finally revealed! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 you tease. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Nowhere near spherical enough. And way too many panels for modern day football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulivye Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 just found out a guy i know is working with a US investor to try & purchase Leeds utd. i told him to buy out ashley instead! he's asking too much. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthyaddiction Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Weren't Leeds only recently bought out? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Reading about Bayern's 15-1 and 9-1 (shit defending) friendly wins, this American U-18 Julian Green scored hat-tricks in both of them. The next Freddy Adu. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Craig-NUFC Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Weren't Leeds only recently bought out? According to my mate who supports them the new owners are a front for Bates. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulivye Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 only 10% from some bahrain thingy... who are now prepared to sell... i think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Reading about Bayern's 15-1 and 9-1 (shit defending) friendly wins, this American U-18 Julian Green scored hat-tricks in both of them. The next Freddy Adu. Has German citizenship Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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