madras Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 I hear the phrase 'The pitch is like a carpet', it had me wondering, what would it be like if they actually laid a carpet on a full sized pitch. Obviously a lot of knee burns but I bet it would smell lush. can you imagine hoovering the f***er. half of these fuckers would be snorting the shak'n'vac. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Indoor pitches are basically carpeted. Artificial turf's not all that different either. Both are awful to play on. Now if it were shag carpeting or something... I've played on carpet before like. It's good for the legs... http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/150x100q90/c/843/xdww.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Old-style Astroturf was aaful, 3G is decent to play on. Sand-based? Never minded it. Low shots would fucking zip. Aye, blisters-ahoy and it wrecked when hit the deck. Was good for pulling off some sweet hits though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Old-style Astroturf was aaful, 3G is decent to play on. Sand-based? Never minded it. Low shots would fucking zip. An ever so slightly overhit pass is fucking forget about it on the sand base pitches Actually improved our games as you really really had to place your passes on it. Never like heading the ball though, two handfuls of course grade sand in the eyes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Just occurred to me that nobody sings 'where were you when you were shit' at us anymore. Since relegation? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I still have scars (physical and emotional) from playing on sand pit astroturf pitches. Many a night peeling myself from the bed sheets and that wasn't just remembering some of the world class goals I scored Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Passing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I still have scars (physical and emotional) from playing on sand pit astroturf pitches. Many a night peeling myself from the bed sheets and that wasn't just remembering some of the world class goals I skewed FYP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I'm not a mackem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Gazzetta dello Sport's 2013 World Team of the Year: http://media1.sulia.com/static/user_images/12/2013-12-24/4396a217-209a-41af-a27c-68f301fec756.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Hazard? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Not only should Hazard not be there, he destroys that formation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Move Lahm up to cm, get rid of Hazard and wor Mathieu in at RB Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Hazard ffs, such a glaring mistake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Messi should be in there, ridiculous he has been forgotten about. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I'd have Ibra in there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Messi should be in there, ridiculous he has been forgotten about. Messi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Messi should be in there, ridiculous he has been forgotten about. Messi Sorry, too mainstream. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Who replaces Hazard? Obviously has to be replaced. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I didn't want to say it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Who replaces Hazard? Obviously has to be replaced. Vidal? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Curbs in at Fulham as "1st team technical director" Have we started a trend of appointing old jokes as directors of football? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Zlatan > Lewandowski, easy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Zlatan > Lewandowski, easy. Yes. I like Lewandowski but I can imagine enthusing to people about Zlatan's ridiculous goals 10 years from now, whereas if someone brings Lewandowski up "oh yes he was really good" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Gazzetta are 50 shades of wrong with that team. So wrong it hurts a little. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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