joeyt Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Tomatoes are fruit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 This is gold. Boring cunt. http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/aug/15/small-talk-michael-owen I thought he was just a bit boring but he actually seems like a genuinely very odd bloke Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Turkey, Brie and Cranberry is peak sandwich game tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I think I’ve seen about five in my life. Rocky, Jurassic Park, Cool Runnings, Ghost. Er … and Heat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexumaster Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-alternative-season-preview Apparently we could be the surprise package of the season... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-alternative-season-preview Apparently we could be the surprise package of the season... The sort of surprise package you give to somebody you hate, because it contains a gift-wrapped turd. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Who would win a fight between a lion and a tiger? A lion. Why? Well, it’s the king of the jungle. LIONS LIVE ON PLAINS AND SAVANNAS NOT IN JUNGLES MICHAEL YOU UTTER FUCKWIT, NOW I HATE YOU EVEN MORE. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 reads like Alan Partridge man. It really does Who puts fruit in a sandwich? Need to sort your sandwich game out mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 reads like Alan Partridge man. It really does Who puts fruit in a sandwich? Banana sandwiches are the boy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 reads like Alan Partridge man. It really does Who puts fruit in a sandwich? You poor, poor bastard. I remember when I was a sandwich neophyte. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 **entire N-O sandwich navy's cannons swivel towards the HMS Triggs, fire simultaneously** Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki679 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Nah, he's right. Fruit in a sandwich is generally turd. The only exception is in a jam or some kind of crushed berry. Banana sandwiches for example are the worst thing in the world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Nah, nowt wrong with a peanut butter + banana sandwich. That's workout food. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Purple's a fruit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I put 'florida salad' in a sandwich once. Was the worst thing I've ever experienced. Fuck America. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 They were too beige yesterday, now they're too colourful. You're a walking contradiction. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki679 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Nah, nowt wrong with a peanut butter + banana sandwich. That's workout food. It's disgusting mush suitable only for small children and the mentally less able. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I put 'florida salad' in a sandwich once. Was the worst thing I've ever experienced. Fuck America. That's because you're an idiot, don't blame the fruit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 They were too beige yesterday, now they're too colourful. You're a walking contradiction. It certainly wasn't colourful. It was mayonnaise with some bits of misguided celery and orange. The whole tub was whimpering "please let me die". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 yeah well it was a salad named after our worst state what do you expect Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 What’s your favourite sandwich filling? Um, turkey, brie and cranberry. Wow, unusual choice. Yeah, well it was an unusual question. Who would win a fight between a lion and a tiger? A lion. Why? Well, it’s the king of the jungle. Well you did want cheese in your sandwich. Yes, though funnily enough brie is not a cheese that I would eat on its own – it just goes well with turkey and cranberry. If I’m eating cheese on its own with a cracker it has to be really strong. I can handle a strong cheese. Stilton, things like that. If you’re buying mature cheese, than Canadian is probably the strongest one. Canadian extra mature, or Stilton, or anything that really stinks. That’s only really happened in the last five years. Before that I preferred a milder cheese. I respect his cheese game tbh. Dude's cheese game is thorough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 yeah well it was a salad named after our worst state what do you expect http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/677/536/126.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 yeah well it was a salad named after our worst state what do you expect It's also not actually a thing. He just bought some mayo concoction from a nasty Scottish wench who thought to name her shitty sandwich filler after somewhere sunny to try and get the miserable scottish cunts to cheer the fuck up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 This is gold. Boring cunt. http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/aug/15/small-talk-michael-owen Good grief :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 yeah well it was a salad named after our worst state what do you expect It's also not actually a thing. He just bought some mayo concoction from a nasty Scottish wench who thought to name her shitty sandwich filler after somewhere sunny to try and get the miserable scottish c***s to cheer the f*** up. "Cabbage, Mayonnaise, Peach (11%), Pineapple, Apple, Mandarin, Single Cream, Concentrated Orange Juice" What is wrong with you people? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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