KaKa Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 What’s your favourite sandwich filling? Um, turkey, brie and cranberry. Wow, unusual choice. Yeah, well it was an unusual question. Who would win a fight between a lion and a tiger? A lion. Why? Well, it’s the king of the jungle. Well you did want cheese in your sandwich. Yes, though funnily enough brie is not a cheese that I would eat on its own – it just goes well with turkey and cranberry. If I’m eating cheese on its own with a cracker it has to be really strong. I can handle a strong cheese. Stilton, things like that. If you’re buying mature cheese, than Canadian is probably the strongest one. Canadian extra mature, or Stilton, or anything that really stinks. That’s only really happened in the last five years. Before that I preferred a milder cheese. I respect his cheese game tbh. Dude's cheese game is thorough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 yeah well it was a salad named after our worst state what do you expect http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/677/536/126.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 yeah well it was a salad named after our worst state what do you expect It's also not actually a thing. He just bought some mayo concoction from a nasty Scottish wench who thought to name her shitty sandwich filler after somewhere sunny to try and get the miserable scottish cunts to cheer the fuck up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 This is gold. Boring cunt. http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/aug/15/small-talk-michael-owen Good grief :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 yeah well it was a salad named after our worst state what do you expect It's also not actually a thing. He just bought some mayo concoction from a nasty Scottish wench who thought to name her shitty sandwich filler after somewhere sunny to try and get the miserable scottish c***s to cheer the f*** up. "Cabbage, Mayonnaise, Peach (11%), Pineapple, Apple, Mandarin, Single Cream, Concentrated Orange Juice" What is wrong with you people? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDT Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 yeah well it was a salad named after our worst state what do you expect It's also not actually a thing. He just bought some mayo concoction from a nasty Scottish wench who thought to name her shitty sandwich filler after somewhere sunny to try and get the miserable scottish c***s to cheer the f*** up. "Cabbage, Mayonnaise, Peach (11%), Pineapple, Apple, Mandarin, Single Cream, Concentrated Orange Juice" What is wrong with you people? You put that in a sandwich? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Edit: Howay, you know the rules Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 yeah well it was a salad named after our worst state what do you expect It's also not actually a thing. He just bought some mayo concoction from a nasty Scottish wench who thought to name her shitty sandwich filler after somewhere sunny to try and get the miserable scottish c***s to cheer the f*** up. "Cabbage, Mayonnaise, Peach (11%), Pineapple, Apple, Mandarin, Single Cream, Concentrated Orange Juice" What is wrong with you people? You put that in a sandwich? I was buzzin' for ham and coleslaw and saw that monstrosity, so bought it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 yeah well it was a salad named after our worst state what do you expect It's also not actually a thing. He just bought some mayo concoction from a nasty Scottish wench who thought to name her shitty sandwich filler after somewhere sunny to try and get the miserable scottish c***s to cheer the f*** up. "Cabbage, Mayonnaise, Peach (11%), Pineapple, Apple, Mandarin, Single Cream, Concentrated Orange Juice" What is wrong with you people? You put that in a sandwich? He'd not seen fruit before tbf to him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Edit: Howay, you know the rules You have to wonder spending 35m on Carroll or 50m on Torres was the worse deal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto2005 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Edit: Howay, you know the rules You have to wonder spending 35m on Carroll or 50m on Torres was the worse deal. Seriously, what the fuck happened to Torres? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 **entire N-O sandwich navy's cannons swivel towards the HMS Triggs, fire simultaneously** I'll give you tomato but that is the only fruit that should be in a sandwich. I can imagine all you Americans putting grapes and strawberries in a sandwich Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Blue cheese with grape or apple is a phenomenal sandwich. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Baresi's doing a coaching workshop thing with the foundation: http://www.nufc.co.uk/staticFiles/ff/c2/0,,10278~180991,00.pdf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Baresi's doing a coaching workshop thing with the foundation: http://www.nufc.co.uk/staticFiles/ff/c2/0,,10278~180991,00.pdf Staying over at Stifler's mate I believe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/11354724/kit-deal-more-important-ever-premier-league Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Oooh, dat scrolling Very nice. They even manage to make our home shirt look quite nice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 That Owen interview. I can imagine the interviewer pissing himself as Michael Owen answers his pisstake question about cheese with as much depth and fervour as a uni lecturer - convinced that the world is dying to know what he puts on his Jacobs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 What’s your favourite sandwich filling? Um, turkey, brie and cranberry. Wow, unusual choice. Yeah, well it was an unusual question. Who would win a fight between a lion and a tiger? A lion. Why? Well, it’s the king of the jungle. Well you did want cheese in your sandwich. Yes, though funnily enough brie is not a cheese that I would eat on its own – it just goes well with turkey and cranberry. If I’m eating cheese on its own with a cracker it has to be really strong. I can handle a strong cheese. Stilton, things like that. If you’re buying mature cheese, than Canadian is probably the strongest one. Canadian extra mature, or Stilton, or anything that really stinks. That’s only really happened in the last five years. Before that I preferred a milder cheese. I respect his cheese game tbh. Dude's cheese game is thorough. Not even mad at him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyCisse Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 This wongas last year? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 height=600http://i.imgur.com/7maYJA6.png[/img] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Baresi's doing a coaching workshop thing with the foundation: http://www.nufc.co.uk/staticFiles/ff/c2/0,,10278~180991,00.pdf Maybe use the protest money to send Pardew on it? He could do with some advice about coaching a team to defend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Mertesacker retired from internationals Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Nah, nowt wrong with a peanut butter + banana sandwich. That's workout food. Deuce knows. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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