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Guest bimpy474

The 'Everton don't spend any money' myth.

 

Myth? :lol:

 

From their current squad, Fen is right like.

 

£6m Jelavić

£6m Baines

£6m Heitinga

£4m Jagielka

£6m Mirallas

£5m Oviedo

£4m Gibson

£4.5m Pienaar

£15m Fellaini

£3.5 Neville

£3m Howard

£5m Distin

 

They're brought in more than that though.

 

I know i just showed some of the current squad.

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Dr. Nguyen Van Falk

The idea of 'class' in football and any comment that goes along with it. Tends to be used by below par teams like the Mackems, Liverpool etc etc

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Defenders who have loads of space in front of them but don't have the confidence to take the ball nearer the midfield and instead lump it forward.

 

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/match-centre/article303135.ece/ALTERNATES/gallery-large/Newcastle-Mike-Williamson+cropped

 

'Okay, you got me'

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The number of times whenever anyone scores against arsenal there's a moan about zonal marking, yet every time stoke or  someone concedes a goal from clever forwards losing their man you absolutely never ever hear "oh well that's man marking for you"

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Segun Oluwaniyi

No matter the allegiance of a British football commentator, all of them have some bizarre crusade against zonal marking. Every single one.

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No matter the allegiance of a British football commentator, all of them have some bizarre crusade against zonal marking. Every single one.

 

:lol: Drives me crazy.

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When keepers wear long-sleeve tops but roll the sleeves up past their elbows. Just wear the short-sleeve top ffs. Makes 'em look like 10-year olds.

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Guest firetotheworks

Pitches that aren't big enough to let the corner taker remain on the grass for the run up to their cross.

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