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On 23/11/2025 at 11:30, Harry 209 said:

"THESE STREETS ARE OUR OWN"


Hate this because it would be 1000x better to say, “These streets are ours” or “We own these streets.”

 

 

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Complaints about how dull/bad/meaningless the teams involved in a given live PL game are.

 

We all know the drill and it’s barely changed for decades. Every team has to get featured a certain amount of times, and there’s a reasonable chance that the TV companies will want to put less popular teams together in order to “get them out of the way”. Complaining that, say, Wolves v Brentford is on a particular day that loads of people might be watching is pretty disrepectful towards fans of those teams too, and actually personally I’d far rather see Wolves v Brentford than Liverpool v Brentford where we have to tolerate the inevitable one-sided analysis and commentary and less inevitably one-sided match.

 

The Cups are different. All-PL clashes should be banned from TV until the latter stages, and plucky underdogs should only be featured when they’re at home. Everything else should be moaned about. Just…for the love of God, stop whinging about dull-looking PL games. We get it. And you’re in the wrong.

 

 

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26 minutes ago, KennyUtd said:

Fuckin Burnley v Fulham. What a pile of  absolute dog shit for a live game. Can't imagine anyone disagreeing with me like. Unless you're a tit. 😀


:lol: Not saying it won’t be a shit game, just saying stop whinging about it. And it might not. Maybe.

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On 28/12/2025 at 19:21, Fak said:

"You've seen [insert team name] now fuck off home." 

 

Football chants in general are the absolute pits at the moment. Long gone are the days of offering my wife to Coloccini. 

 

Feels like all fan bases just sing the same four songs with different words. There is very little creativity any more.

 

I went to a League One game recently and you usually get quite a lot of variety there but it was all the same.

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1 minute ago, Holloway said:

What was the last chant you laughed at? I'm struggling vut it was probably 'you gave it to Jason Tindall' at last Christmas. We used to howl at them on a regular basis 

 

Other week someone was singing Bruno Fernandes you look like a rat. 

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2 minutes ago, Sir Joel Inton said:

Of ours I absolutely hate “In the middle of our goal Nick Pope”. It’s literally the most thoughtless chant.

 

Last one I laughed at was probably Leeds fans calling Isak a cunt, for obvious reasons.

That kind of surprised me, in my supporting lifetime I've never witnessed anything but animosity from the dirty Leeds 

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"Xaka/Le Bris/Sodiki/Bollard just gets this club/city"

 

What this popular modern football cliche essentially translated means:

 

"Our players are currently performing satisfactorily".

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7 minutes ago, Harry 209 said:

"Xaka/Le Bris/Sodiki/Bollard just gets this club/city"

 

What this popular modern football cliche essentially translated means:

 

"Our players are currently performing satisfactorily".

Yep

 

We are just as bad for it up here

 

Then when you lose a few games, *insert name* has downed tools and doesn't give a fuck about the club and the fans (despite them usually still trying their best)

 

 

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