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When they do the analysis on a football match and highlight one player as leading the show, then go on to show him making three or four average passes backwards/sideways to teammates.

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Twinport53

"swaz"

 

Get f***ed. c***.

 

By any chance is this the fans goal Budweiser ad? With Jamie Redknapp?

 

"Look at the swaz on that"

 

Erh, ner. Fuck off.

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I don't really like away goals or penalties but football matches have to be decided somehow.

 

If it comes down to ET, take a player off each team every minute until someone scores. Obviously not, but it'd be entertaining.

 

I'd love to see them try something like that tbh, have always liked the idea. There seemed to be more debate about this stuff years ago, remember people discussing hockey-style penalties and all sorts. Probably when England were always getting knocked out on penalties.

Didn't the MLS have ice-hockey style penalty shootouts back in the time?

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I don't really like away goals or penalties but football matches have to be decided somehow.

 

If it comes down to ET, take a player off each team every minute until someone scores. Obviously not, but it'd be entertaining.

 

I'd love to see them try something like that tbh, have always liked the idea. There seemed to be more debate about this stuff years ago, remember people discussing hockey-style penalties and all sorts. Probably when England were always getting knocked out on penalties.

Didn't the MLS have ice-hockey style penalty shootouts back in the time?

 

Careful, you'll get stabbed for that.

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When commentators talk about players scoring in simple opportunities 'with their weaker foot'. They're getting astronomical wages to kick a ball with their feet, shouldn't be any surprise they're able to kick a fucking ball with either leg. This of course doesn't apply for i.e Ben Arfa's goal against Everton.

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These pre season glamour friendlies. Overhyped, and morons read to much into them.

 

I'd generally agree but this PSG v Chelsea "friendly" is already a bit tasty :lol:

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When Ibra and Terry shook hands before kick off you almost see them both muttering douchebag at each other.

 

Ibra has just forearm smashed JT :lol:

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Damn I switched over.

 

Should've been a straight red. He didn't get booked and ended up smashing one into the net a few mins later :lol:

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You have to remember though, a large source of revenue for the elite clubs in particular come from overseas. These are intended mainly for their benefit, which is only fair I guess.

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When Ibra and Terry shook hands before kick off you almost see them both muttering douchebag at each other.

 

Ibra has just forearm smashed JT :lol:

 

Just watched this :lol:

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When commentators talk about players scoring in simple opportunities 'with their weaker foot'. They're getting astronomical wages to kick a ball with their feet, shouldn't be any surprise they're able to kick a fucking ball with either leg. This of course doesn't apply for i.e Ben Arfa's goal against Everton.

You mean Villa? Everton was with his left.

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