Rate the following managers

[Slim]

How long have all those managers been at the club....?

 

"Sibbers  is fairly wack."  Altho his goal have made us alot of money

Duff is really a 38 year old Nigerian. Nearly everyone agreed we got a good deal when he singed

Edgar is w***. Edgar is a youth player we dident buy him

Huntington is w***. Ditto

Matty Pattison is a big juicy w***. Ditto

 

Thing with youth is you can only deal with what your given...Think arsen came in one week and just made all the arse players class.

 

Martins 21 year old and for 10 mill sorry but thats f****** class.  He has so many years ahead of him here and we have seen the pace and goal he can score but yet people moan, same people who would moan if we got ronaldino and he played s*** for a month.  Even if we sell the kid his value is aldeay twice what it is now

 

AND!!!!!

 

If Mourinho gets a 7 for transfers well fucking hell he has been shit considering the cash he has.

 

Lets list the shit

 

Andriy Shevchenko 30 mil ha ha ha ha ha for 30 mil

 

Michael Ballack - Good player but played shit

 

Asier Del Horno 21/06/05 DF Athletic Bilbao 8.0

 

Jiri Jarosik - A big failure at Chelsea. Signed from CSKA Moscow for around £5m and sold 18 months later for £2m to Celtic. Spent a year of this time on loan at Birmingham - who were relegated.

 

Maniche - Another of Mourinho’s former Porto stars, signed on a six-month loan from Dynamo Moscow. He didn’t even play enough games to claim a Championship medal. Has now joined Atletico Madrid after a good World Cup.

 

Nuno Morais 29/08/04 DF Penafiel undisc

 

Tiago 20/07/04 MF Benfica 8.0

 

Mateja Kezman - Had a great goalscoring record at PSV and looked to be a great deal at £5m, but had one very disappointing season - a goal in the Carling Cup final aside - before being sold to Atletico Madrid.

 

Shaun Wright-Phillips - Has seen his reputation plummet since his £21m move from Manchester City. Hasn’t been able to hold down a first-team berth and it cost him a place at the World Cup, with the in-form Aaron Lennon preferred to him. Likely to leave this month or in the summer.

 

John Obi Mikel - Sir Alex Ferguson’s greatest ever piece of business. The Nigerian was never properly a Manchester United player, yet Chelsea paid them £12m to end the transfer tug-of-war between the two clubs. Lyn Oslo received just £4m for the player. Mikel is only 19, but so far has not lived up to his wonderkid reputation. Picked up a red card against Reading and has already been in trouble with Mourinho as a result of his bad attitude (he has apparently turned up late for training three times). Mourinho has not ruled out the possibility of selling him in the current transfer window.

 

Khalid Boulahrouz - Nicknamed 'The Cannibal' but has been more like a sacrificial lamb since joining from Hamburg for around £8.5m. Robbie Keane embarassed him at White Hart Lane and he has been swiftly dropped by Mourinho following a few high-profile blunders.

 

 

 

 

[Delima]

Since the arrival of Benitez and Mourinho I have always said that Premiership has a collection of the finest managers in the world. Ferguson, Wenger, Mourinho, Benitez - 4 top class managers. La Liga - Capello, Rikjaard - 2 top class managers, Ramos and Sánchez Flores are yet to prove themselve properly. Serie A - Ancelotti. Spalletti and Mancini are yet to prove themselve sufficiently.

 

Anyway the following are my layman, subjective ratings.

 

My ratings are as below

 

Fergie

Tactics - 8 - Ferguson's tactic is quite one dimesional in my opinion unless players' injuries force a change. I don't want to say that this is bad as I believe a team should alawys play to their strength and if a tactic work why don't persist with the same tactic?

Psychology/Mind Games - 9

Developing players - 8 - [/color]Apart from the class of 92 hardly United youth products come through the rank. The Browns and O'Sheas are good players but still not top class players. This could be down to his reluctance to invest in marturing young class players (Prior to Rooney and Ronaldo). But immense credits to Fergie for maturing Ronaldo and Rooney.

Transfer Dealings - 9 - Fergie's dealings are always good apart from that particular few years which he burnt his hands, the transfers of Djemba-Djemba, Miller, Veron, Bellion etc happened in that particular few years and this taints Fergie's overall transfer achievements. However after this he has NOT bought any costly flops. Carrick, Evra, Vidiv, VDS, Rooney, Ronaldo, Heinze, Saha all turn out to be class players. The players he missed out - Obi Mikel, Ballack, Gattuso, Hargreaves, Robben are all class players too.

 

Mourinho

Tactics - 10 - I will give him a ten. From 433 to 442, from flat midfield to diamond midfield, from all out attacks to all out defends. You name it, he has it.

Psychology/Mind Games - 10

Developing players - 9 - The Porto players were nothing before Mourinho. Lampard, Terry etc were nothing to before him.

Transfer Dealings - 6 - He has bought quite many flops.

 

Benitez

Tactics - 9 - Brilliant brilliant tactician, a bit reliant to absorbing pressure and counter attack at the breaks though.

Psychology/Mind Games - 7 - A bit quiet at this front though one can't fault him for failing in this area. His reservedness works well although again lack of variety means that he gets lower marks.

Developing players - 9 - THe list of players who flourish under him is long. Crouch, Gerrard, Risse, Carragher, Finnan, Alonso, and the Valencia players etc.

Transfer Dealings - 9 - Apart from Morientes, he has done extremely well given his lack of budgets and the volume of dealings.

 

Wenger

Tactics - 8 - Has a very good system, but lacks variety.

Psychology/Mind Games - 7 -

Developing players - 10 - Undisputed.

Transfer Dealings - 10 - His buying is not perfect but his selling is extremely impressive.

 

Just for fun

 

Roeder

Tactics -  4 - One dimesional tactics which doesn't even work well normally.

Psychology/Mind Games - 4 - Trying to try too hard, trying got look honest when lying but get caught, trying to  make excuses by saying he isn't etc.

Developing players - 4 - Unproven. I strongly doubt that how much share of recognitions he trully can get from Defoe, Lampard, Ferdinand etc.

Transfer Dealings - 4 -

[Elric]

G. Roeder:

 

Tactical ineptitude - 11

Use of the sound "erm" in Interviews - 9

Reminding Elric of Albert Steptoe - 7

Never, ever using injuries as an excuse - 9

Referring to one's self in the third person - 4

 

[David Icke - Son of God]

I can't be arsed with this detail shite so i'm just going to rate everyone once.

 

Wenger - 9

O'Neill - 7

Hughes - 6

Allardyce - 7

Pardew - 4

Mourinho - 8

Moyes - 5

Benitez - 7

Pearce - 5

Ferguson - 9

Southgate - 4

Roeder - 4

Redknapp - 6

Coppell - 7

Warnock - 4

Jol - 6

Boothroyd - 5

Curbishley - 6

Jewell - 6