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If Ashley and Co f*** this one up, i'm seriously considering turning my back on football!

 

:lol:  I'm sure they're redoubling their efforts at this tragic news.  Get a f****** grip man.

 

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Guest Gemmill

If Ashley and Co f*** this one up, i'm seriously considering turning my back on football!

 

:lol:  I'm sure they're redoubling their efforts at this tragic news.  Get a f****** grip man.

 

:lol:

 

Seriously though, the fucking drama on here at the minute. :lol:

 

Picture the scene:

 

The NUFC Boardroom.  September 1st, 2007.  Chris Mort is crestfallen; a days' growth shades his jaw as he sits head in hands at the boardroom table.  All efforts to bring in the left back so yearned for by the NUFC fans have failed.  Enter Sam Allardyce.

 

Sam:  *sympathetically* Chris, I can see you've taken this pretty hard, but this is football.  Sometimes things don't go your way.  It's ok.

 

Mort: *slams fist into desk* It's NOT OK Sam!  It's pretty fucking far from OK!  Bontempi was relying on me and....*bites lip*....I've let him down Sam.  That man....*voice breaks*.....that man is playing GOLF now Sam.  How am I gonna live with that?

 

Sam:  You'll find a way Chris.  You always find a way.

 

*cut to Bontempi standing on the Tyne Bridge, tear in his eye, season ticket in his hand.....as he looks up towards St. James Park which he can see dominating the Newcastle City skyline*

 

Bontempi:  *to St. James Park* I loved you........I fucking LOVED you.....*Bontempi throws his season ticket over the side of the bridge and into the river, and breaks down in tears on the Tyne bridge, hugging himself*

 

*Curtain falls*

 

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Seriously though, the f****** drama on here at the minute. :lol:

 

Picture the scene:

 

The NUFC Boardroom.  September 1st, 2007.  Chris Mort is crestfallen; a days' growth shades his jaw as he sits head in hands at the boardroom table.  All efforts to bring in the left back so yearned for by the NUFC fans have failed.  Enter Sam Allardyce.

 

Sam:  *sympathetically* Chris, I can see you've taken this pretty hard, but this is football.  Sometimes things don't go your way.  It's ok.

 

Mort: *slams fist into desk* It's NOT OK Sam!  It's pretty f****** far from OK!  Bontempi was relying on me and....*bites lip*....I've let him down Sam.  That man....*voice breaks*.....that man is playing GOLF now Sam.  How am I gonna live with that?

 

Sam:  You'll find a way Chris.  You always find a way.

 

*cut to Bontempi standing on the Tyne Bridge, tear in his eye, season ticket in his hand.....as he looks up towards St. James Park which he can see dominating the Newcastle City skyline*

 

Bontempi:  *to St. James Park* I loved you........I f****** LOVED you.....*Bontempi throws his season ticket over the side of the bridge and into the river, and breaks down in tears on the Tyne bridge, hugging himself*

 

*Curtain falls*

 

:razz:

 

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Brilliant, thanks for that. 

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If Ashley and Co f*** this one up, i'm seriously considering turning my back on football!

 

:lol:  I'm sure they're redoubling their efforts at this tragic news.  Get a f****** grip man.

 

:lol:

 

Seriously though, the fucking drama on here at the minute. :lol:

 

Picture the scene:

 

The NUFC Boardroom.  September 1st, 2007.  Chris Mort is crestfallen; a days' growth shades his jaw as he sits head in hands at the boardroom table.  All efforts to bring in the left back so yearned for by the NUFC fans have failed.  Enter Sam Allardyce.

 

Sam:  *sympathetically* Chris, I can see you've taken this pretty hard, but this is football.  Sometimes things don't go your way.  It's ok.

 

Mort: *slams fist into desk* It's NOT OK Sam!  It's pretty fucking far from OK!  Bontempi was relying on me and....*bites lip*....I've let him down Sam.  That man....*voice breaks*.....that man is playing GOLF now Sam.  How am I gonna live with that?

 

Sam:  You'll find a way Chris.  You always find a way.

 

*cut to Bontempi standing on the Tyne Bridge, tear in his eye, season ticket in his hand.....as he looks up towards St. James Park which he can see dominating the Newcastle City skyline*

 

Bontempi:  *to St. James Park* I loved you........I fucking LOVED you.....*Bontempi throws his season ticket over the side of the bridge and into the river, and breaks down in tears on the Tyne bridge, hugging himself*

 

*Curtain falls*

 

:razz:

 

Should be handed out to him at the fans meet :lol:

 

"THIS IS WHAT IT ARL MEANS TO WUR MAN"

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