Shearergol

In goal

Didn’t bet on football apparently

He gave them Tonali instead

Elite manager making his subs

Think he had PE today

Checking my care-o-meter

Cold

Right, get all the kids on before our good players get tired

Got to love Murphy.

@David Edgar praying for Dubs

Playing players not yet ready for premier league football sounds a recipe for disaster

Great idea. Could also make an attempt to sign Nicky butt too

Which games, and which kids?

But the only thing we should judge him on is if he uses subs.

Agreed, he needs to be playing *checks notes* Nope actually, sorry, it turns out Howe has no other options available to him right now. Howe out.

He’s fine with the right rotation. He’s not a 90 minute player in this tactic, that’s all. We need 3 strikers to rotate.

Resign yes. Re-sign, no.

I don’t think Barnes will be back for Luton. Soon though.

Are you parody these days?

Step forward weghorst

Thankfully we have some strikers who can come on. What’s that?

I’d just love to be close to him, bet he smells lovely

I’m not letting this go mind

Gordon’s strike was class

Wtf man