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We're not signing Rice. May as well put that one to bed right away.

Maddison wants to play for Arsenal, so I'm gonna take the massive leap and say he'll go to Spurs, simply because they're in London.

I was all for keeping him, even given his fitness issues, but now I've seen he wears two watches I'm finished with him.

If city winning the CL means pep fucks off early I’m all for it.

My best mate (Leeds season ticket holder) absolutely hates him.

Yet another reason to hate Liverpool. Not that I need reasons.

After Bruno he’s probably my favourite player.

Incredibly harsh to judge him on his time at Man United. He's had a number of personal issues, but saying he hasn't got the dog in him to succeed is a huge assumption. We'd written a number of our own players off until Howe got hold of them. Sancho will go back to Germany and sort himself out again anyway.

Sancho would be AMAZING under Howe. Guarantee it.

It does, because we haven't. Simple as that.

My only issue with ASM is his fitness. It's extremely frustrating seeing him come in for 2 games, start to look like he's getting form back, then missing the next 5 through injury.

Think we've already signed Mills haven't we?

@relámpago blanco we need to help here

Is it a BBQ for the Champions League, or just that good a BBQ that you've awarded it a trophy already?

He's exactly the type we should be bringing in. He won't have massive expectations to start every game and his potential is huge.

He'd be the new N-O boo boy if he comes in and ASM goes out. Don't worry. I don't think I've ever seen him track back

He’s been horrifically bad this season. Worse than Wood

Is he really though??

You do you sweetheart

Incredible season. Lots of work to be done in summer as our squad depth is awful.

And of course you’re a Tory. Makes perfect sense

Adobe released an AI fill filter for photoshop yesterday. I think we'll be seeing loads of these things appearing on twitter now