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Here we go.

6 minutes added on

Agreed. Almost Rafa-esque performance today. Just incredibly solid at the back. Longstaff instead of Shelvey has made most of the difference imo.

Yeah, first half was absolutely shocking quality from both teams but as soon as ASM switched we looked much the better side. Everton have been incredibly bad though but it's nice that we've actually taken advantage of the opposition being rubbish.

2-0 See above

Lovely ball from Lewis that

Ha. Good timing Gol.

Nobody to take pressure off the defence now. 8-10 minutes of back to the goal defending.

Best football we've played under Bruce that.

That's a shit penalty decision right there. Nicely taken though.

That was ace. Good point. Right, man united v arsenal next yeah?

ASM injured.

Then do what with our fullbacks?

Surely Lewis should be taking those throw ins?

Yep, our best player by a country mile

We play like it’s a defensive training exercise.

Hendrick is so slow at everything

Nice from Wilson that too.

Should score that

Our anti-football does have the habit of making the other team look shit too. That’s a positive?

Carver levels of shitness this.

Can’t score 2 or 3 every game can you

Since our last match?

Can see Wilson’s pissed off with this already

Hendrick is my favourite player ever. Just a genius at everything.