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So that's the reason for missing out on him? amazing!

Why drop Best when he's in the form he's in? Wait until January to get the players in who really want to be here. January transfer windows always go our way.

Realistically though, no chance of signing anyone out of the blue in the next couple of hours. Seriously, we've had this long to bring a striker in, you really think if it was happening we'd leave it until 11pm today?? Laughable. Shit small time board.

We'll certainly bring a loan or free transfer in.

? Edit: Why so funny?

It's more worrying that we're competing with another club for our last chance at a striker, when we've needed a striker for this long and had a good £15m at least for one. This should have been wrapped up weeks ago, no excuses.

A top attacking midfielder from the premiership? I can only think of about 3 top attacking midfielders. What a load of shite.

Nee way, man. He's not a number 9, honestly.

I'd quite happily spoon my eyes out with rusty icecream scoops if that happened.

He's far from being a striker by the way. He'll end up on the left with Best up front.

Another winger. Cool

It was on twitter 2 hours ago that we'd had a ruiz bid accepted wasn't it?

Carroll.

Better than nothing, which is more realistic. If we were in for Macheda, we'd have had him this morning. He's not coming either.

Something in the pipeline? David Nugent?

Hooper linked with Wolves? Get him in, quick!

Yup.

Simpson out would be a great idea. Keeps Ryan Taylor in the team.

Oh he's so got to sign now. If he signs will you carry out all the deeds in Neils sig? If he doesn't, will you?

Newcastle news will be at 4.15pm at the earliest.

SPL forwards/strikers are hard to judge though. You could find a Larsson, then again you could end up with a Kenny Miller or Kris Boyd. True, but he's done well in the Championship as well, something like a goal every two games. Also, he's still only 23, potentialtastic. He'll be in the prem in the next 2 years, and in the england squad in 3.

Crying out for central midfielders like.

And 5 times the player tbh Not really tbh. More than 5 then? And I'm a Barton fan....

And 5 times the player tbh

De Gea is pretty shite like.