Shearergol

That'll do.

Jump Alan, jump.

1 minute.

Man City are class now.

Would you fucking believe it. How many people were being tongue in cheek about Smith?

As if Ba meant that

Lovenkrands was playing???

He'll be fine.

Ball. Easily.

Is there a better keeper in the league on current form?

Please don't talk about that award like it means something. I don't think Parker is as bad as people are making out but that award is a joke. Parker - Rooney - Gerrard - Ronaldo - Ronaldo - Henry - Lampard - Henry - Henry - Pires Not that much of a joke is it.

Bunch of tossers, hope we never have to soil our boots going there again. Yeah, God forbid, eh. Am I right in thinking you're from leeds though?

Surely give Scunny some credit? A tight wanker for a chairman and no real striker at the club. Right back on a short term contract playing at left back. The league 1 newcastle tbh

No lose situation....

New number 9. MONEY SAVED!!!

I kept saying Long would be better but no one would listen. Pardew or Ashley?

You ought to mention that on every page Sorry, just really upsetting me. You're not wrong though.

You ought to mention that on every page

What ever happened to Tomi Ameobi?

Lolz Ban. Cuddle?

Lolz

Wouldn't Krul have just saved it?

Apart from the one that just happened? why don't you just fuck off to scunthorpe, then? I'm in Scunthorpe. Thanks. good luck if you go through to the next round, btw. Pretty safe bet?

Apart from the one that just happened? why don't you just fuck off to scunthorpe, then? I'm in Scunthorpe. Thanks.

Fuck off man. Look at that view from behind again. Two hands on his back. Has he got 3 hands like?