Shearergol

So do we.

Linked with him last week.

Got Tevez and Mascherno tbf. Left them on the bench too.

He wouldn't be a replacement though. He's better (much better) than Best.

Are there any actual decent Championship strikers about? Billy Sharp.

Depressingly true. Who is the first choice front two out of that? I would play Ranger - Loven. I feel sick.

We using the Carroll money to cover the wages we were refusing to pay last week btw?

This should be locked until the summer. We won't be signing his replacement until then.

Sammon? gone to wigan That's him. No wonder he turned scunny down ;-)

It bloody is Chopra isn't it

Smith up front? Oh, he's injured.

Conor Salmon?

Colo.

who else are we gonna get in less than 3 hrs Maybe should have planned for that, knowing full well that someone might be interested in Carroll.

I'd take Elmander for £1.5m, nothing more.

Stick him on the right wing like Bolton do.

I'm very quickly falling out of love with football. When that happens I guess I'll have to go back to real life. How depressing

BIGGER!

Walcott no thanks, jog on. Oh come on! Better than anyone we have at the club. I hear it's Danny Graham we're chasing btw.

Not happening. And he can't run these days.

I personally think that this is much worse news that Carroll actually leaving. If I had to name one player I hate, it's Peter Crouch.

Bet he did.

It would be madness NOT to sign a striker now. Ameobi, Best and Lovenshite up front all season? Have you seen the table man?

Get him up front.