Shearergol

His leg must be SHATTERED. Didn't you see it?

The main difference is they have a couple of midfielders who can play a telling pass. We've got Smith, Nolan and Barton. Evra is dead

Jonas and Nolan off, well done manager

Ooh, Jonas off, XISCO!

Every season I forget that we've still got Shola.

All over them now. Take note Chris, stop playing Nolan.

Carroll and Berbatov our MOTM

Only because every time he shags your mam she insists on making him a full cooked breakfast. My mum died in summer, but thanks. Shagged to death by Shola's schlong? Absolutely.

Only because every time he shags your mam she insists on making him a full cooked breakfast. My mum died in summer, but thanks.

Seeing Nolan go off is like 3 points for me tbh. We've improved 400% since he went off.

Has Ameobi spent the summer eating?

What do any of our scousers bring to the party. Harsh on Gosling tbh. Not a scouser.

What do any of our scousers bring to the party. Harsh on Gosling tbh.

We should stick a bid in for Berbatov and Rooney tbh.

I've just noticed that there's 20 minutes left. Oh.

Are they singing the "Gary Neville is a red" song yet?

It's weird. We've got two centre backs due to come in, when actually that's the only position we look ok in.

We should stick a bid in for Rooney.

Jonas FFS!

Ok, so Hernadez is on the bench then.

Is Hernadez on the bench? Have I wasted him as a fantasy football pick?

Did the ref get subbed at half time?

Could do with another Carroll tbh. Surprised how good he's looking after seeing some of his terrible performances at the start of last season. This is the best time to be playing Man United. 2 months on and this would be 9-0.

Nice dive.

Nolan down. *please be injured, please be injured"