Skeletor

Tavernier. What a beast.

Bloody hell how behind are you

Bitch please Guardado. How dare you bother Super Krul with your peasantly free kicks.

Barton

Lovelyhands on Best off

He's just hungry.

The commentator doesn't even know which way both teams are attacking

Krul does things the right way. Always looks for a pass rather than a hoof.

Best mad. Best smaaaaaaaaash.

What has happened to Leon Best? He looks...good.

I don't know why Depor even bother trying to shoot with Super Kurl in goal.

Poor in final third though Ben Arfa to the rescue

Nolan is fucking enormous. Did they drain Sol's fat straight into him?

His pronounciation of Tavernier was probably the most accurate he's done all night

Nolan booked. Fouled someone by being so fat.

Will save all 5 (after insisting all 5 are taken )

He just mistook Carroll for Jonas didn't he?

That guy has just died

If we win today is Hughton our most successful manager in the last 50 years? In just one season?

Thought that was in

His name is evolving. Now it's Danny Guti.

YES! It was bugging me who he looked like

What on earth is Joey Barton. Looks like the skinny one out of Lauryl n Hardy with a new wave haircut.

James Perch with another wreckless challenge. Fills me with dread.

In the 2005 UEFA Cup...apparently.