Skeletor

Jonas had a little haircut?

Bye bye Mexico.

Drop ball own goal?

Same for Italy and French players too.

Mind you no-ones laughing at that psychic octopus any more.

Do us proud Jonas.

...is correct. There is just something very surreal about them when they play for England. They're like voids. The teams of old had real passion and fight. This team has nothing.

Think there's something very, very wrong mentally with the players. I'd say part of it is all the money they earn. It's made them live in their own little bubble where the sun shines out of their arses all the time and think they're untouchable.

I hope you are wrong and die. Harsh...but fair.

Or a 1-0 win with a goal in the 123rd minute when every one thinks it's going to penalties.

Gyan WTF

What a finish

And he'll do every thing rubbish but score goals? Like a non-shit Michael Owen?

Whilst I agree, that's not exactly a complimentary comparison

Extra time.

Altidore is one of the worst finishers ever.

Boooooooo

Plus if you want an omen to cling on to, we'll be in our lucky red kit tomorrow

Get in!

And he looks like he's a plastic statue that's melting.

I knew it was too much to hope Spain would go out.

Ah yes the good ol' betting scam of Howaythetoon days .

Oh Aye Nailed on 0-0

It'd probably be more worth while to have them to hypnosis tapes: "You are a strong confident woman...who does not fear taking penalties."