matta

he really is the antichrist.

If we can't even get a swansea player here, how the fuck are we to replace enrique?

Dummet heading for USA. Bye Bye Jose. Gonna miss you, guess we'll replace you just as we did with carroll.

"Core player", stop that online footie manager thing well where would we be without nolan, barton, enrique, colo and carroll? how good is our team without? its relegation fodder. (however theres a ray of hope if cabaye is any good, and benarfa can stay fit.)

Jose Enrique is speaking the truth. Seems most of our "core" players have said it already and im not shocked. Very worrying. praying for us to be sold. we're not going to compete for anything else than survival/midtable with mike ashley here.

Sunday Express and The Mirror. take it he isn't coming then

where are these reports exactly?

1 down against the football giants of orlando! great.

another close on. Getting embarrassing now

that little boob on the corner flag, what the fuck?

great passing Jose, impressive!/sarcasm

thats the worst synchronised dance ever.

the dancing behind the singer looks just horrible without music quite amusing .

they had to end the misery. big hopes for second half! OR, keep those girls dancing for another 45.

this "striking" partnership could be possibly be the worst pair i've ever watched.

how is that not a penalty?

and another miss by forster ..

haha slow motion of their keeper picking the ball out

well that was dissapointing

wooohoo action! freekick on the right edge of the box.

Woefully inaccurate names for them though. close enough I would have gone for Best-ish and chaseaboutscottishsoundingfirsttouchofrapistdanishpastryman myself. thats abit closer, i'll admit...

seems a regular nufc 4-4-2 with the right wing man a central midfielder.

Woefully inaccurate names for them though. close enough

best and pistol pete

ouch forster, poor miss there.