Spider Jerusalem

Gateshead or South Shields.

Had his chance of joining Shields.  Can piss off now. ?

Well, Woy seems to have forgotten what he promised only seven months back...

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/34758187

Horrible fucking cunt

Why would they include that in there?

 

Anywhere else: 'Urgh, don't spit on the pavement you bamp'.

sunderland: 'Urgh, she's got spit in her hair'.

 

Why do sunderland girls have spit in their hair? Often enough to use it as a quote for context in their dictionary? Must be a nonce thing....

 

It's not spit mate...

And it's his sister-mother.

Crystal Palace boss Alan Pardew: "My players gave everything. Everything. And they deserved to win but the game is like that. We had a couple of decisions that went against us, big time. Connor was through, Wilfried had a penalty but I'm not going to bleat. Great performance from both teams, great final.

 

"It's such a shame. We did a lot of things very well, we hurt them on the break, the referee didn't help us but we grew into the game. I'm so proud of the club, we have been dignified in defeat and we look forward to next year."

 

It's not even the bold part of that quote that's the worst for me, it's 'Great performance from both teams, great final'.  That match was like watching AIDS personified.  Both teams were fucking abysmal in the worst final since Man Ure vs Arsenal, and that's some fucking achievement.  The biggest highlight was Pardew makiñg a cunt out of himself.

And that's as close as it's going to be for Palace under this knacker.  It's only downhill from here...?

The prospect of a Delph Wilshire Henderson Milner midfield.

:fwap:

A player who came in and looked like a great prospect, made a couple of mistakes that you expect with youth. 

Has never progressed from that level, making the same mistakes time and time again and invariably has half a season off due to his fragility.

Looks like this latest injury may have been the one that has finally finished him off as he's looked awful since coming back.  Can still see the club offering him a contract extension though.

Why they wearing pink sashes?

Cuz gaycastle got relegated marra

I thought it was because they were 'massive lads fans'.  An actual description I heard a bunch describing themselves on the Metro the day after losing in the league cup.  I wasn't sure whether they we're massively into lads or just into massive lads.  Either way it sounded more 'life partner' than football fan.

Why they wearing pink sashes?

Garth Crooks crying on BBC.  Fuck off you fucking biased cunt.

Ashley out above all else - the root cause of everything that has went wrong with the club over the past nine years.

Peter Ramage

2h2 hours ago

Peter Ramage ‏@peterramage83

Woke up in a sorry mood, but still alive, kids healthy... It's a new day, time to stand tall and fight thru tough times together #Nufc

 

Old Peter Damage back next season?

 

I don't know if it's time travel or reconstructive surgery - but I do feel like Peter Ramage was reincarnated and repackaged as a midfielder under a new identity: Jack Colback.

 

He just forgot to change his Twitter handle.

Cack wishes he has half the skill that Ramage had. Fucking abysmal fraud.

If Hatem doesn't make the team, I hope France crash out in the group stages.

Aye.

Well, I hope France crash out at the group stages of any competition so there's nothing new there really.

Giving this coward a new contract and the captain's armband - a typically cheap and easy decision made by the club owner instead of fully investing where it was needed.  Looked at squad numbers rather than quality. Won't be easy to get rid of either as he's shit, old and on massive wages.

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Saylor is out of contract next month, hope to god they just let him drift away into nothingness.

Not a chance.  Either him or Colback next year for club captain. 

Should have been relegated last year.  Probably wouldn't be getting promoted this year as we'd have had Dutch Schteeve in charge but will be a year ahead in the rebuild we've needed since Pardew started dismantling Houghton's team.

Championship could be the making of Mitrovic

 

Be one of the first cowardly cunts away with Wijnaldum and Perez.

 

Fuck off man. He missed chances that doesn't make him a coward, he's one of the few who's shown any fight.

I meant cowardly in the way that they will not stick around to rectify the shit they've inflicted on the fans.

Championship could be the making of Mitrovic

Be one of the first cowardly cunts away with Wijnaldum and Perez.

Another 'big team' failing to turn up against these cunts then.  What a shock.  Manure, fucking arsenal and now bastard Chelsea.

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This is torturous. If we don't win it's a major missed opportunity. And dare I say it...we deserve to go down.

We deserve to go down.  It's not the last 10 matches but the clusterfuck of the first 28, hiring another manager from the butcher's skip and persisting with him when it was obvious it was never going to work.

Can see another match at the bottom clubs where the big club fails to turn up here.

So a top team fail to turn up again against these.  Well that's a fucking shocker.