Spider Jerusalem

Need to get a foreign coach in just so in the first session they look at this fraud and say 'What the fuck?' and bin him - a bit like when Keegan came back and was the first manager we had that saw straight through Shola.

The last manager we sacked was Hughton, allegedly for backing the players on a bonus that they were owed by the fat man.  A manager who was popular with the players and fans who was performing better than the clowns we've had for the last four seasons.  Go figure that one out.

10 - clueless on the touchline and gutless on the field.

Four strikers on now?! Bit late for that, Steve.

That was the tactic that got the smogs to a Euro final and Schteeve ultimately to the England job.

In theory although I doubt in reality we might win more in the Championship. That's certainly where we are heading.

Since Scheeve will still be manager I'm guessing it will be more of the same shit.

I'd take carver back.

I'd take Kinnear back.

Get Perez on now you useless fucking cunt.

Fucking useless cunt can't do anything right.

These can be great or can be absolutely awful.

 

Knowing our luck, they'll be great and we'll be absolutely awful.

 

I don't expect anything from this at all, can see a 3-0 defeat and another performance where we lump it up to a sole striker completely isolated from the rest of his team.

You don't really need to be great to beat us away.  Just turning up seems to be all the opposition require at the moment.

Only Newcastle!  Moyes, Rodgers, Rafa and Mourino all available.  Linked with Redknapp!

Niche Sub Genre ?

Surely Ashley realises he can't risk keeping him in charge.

Have you been watching for the last four years?

That plan of protecting the 3 - 0 is working out well then.

Striker for a striker.  Utter fucking charlatan.  Keep this cunt as manager and we fucking deserve to get relegated.

Fucking coward.

At what point does a humping become a fisting?

Mitro makes that challenge and it's a red card and a penalty.

Wehhey, Jogback just what as  need tonight.  The north east hide and seek champion.

The lack of shape in that 1st half was ridiculous, just seemed to be 11 players who got together 15 mins before the kick-off.

It's been like that for years the be honest.

Should have taken your brolly you fucking cunt.

He's blown his chance, we've signed Mechack Kanda on loan from Gateshead now.  I'm much happier with that move. ?

When the TV refs will end up being total bellends like Howard  Webb, I don't think we'll be seeing the end of controversial decisions, just 'better' decisions for the top teams.

It hasn't even been worth chucking a sneaky tenner on us going down, the odds have been that shit for us all season.

Has someone forgotten to bolt the horse on to the cart?

Nah, got the horse, put it at the front but the guy chosen to be in the driving seat thought the best motivation was to starve the poor beast before shooting it through the head and he still can't work out why it's going nowhere.

The coaching staff clearly don't see Wijnaldum or Sissoko as capable of playing centrally.

What could they have possibly seen from Colback and Anita as a partnership to think it was worth continuing with after a couple of matches, never mind half a season.