Dave

In fact he's just had a bairn, so we know they work.

How do you know he hasn't?

Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it I just want you back for good Whenever I'm wrong just tell me the song and I'll sing it You'll be right and understood

Shit, I quoted that post before I edited in the apostrophe!

Hi Toon's Taylor.

yes but your alter egos have. They must be, you all just repeat the same thing. I am them, aren't you listening? I have 78 Firefox tabs open right now.

Oh, and on the main site there has been a poll running about Shepherd for months, asking whether people rate him. Currently 2941 of the 4916 voted 'no'. I am all those too.

Yes. I am them ALL. For the record, i've never asked you that before.

Sorry then, I thought you'd been doing it for years but obviously not; try pasting some of your stock lines into notepad and save the file somewhere on your desktop. It'll save you loads of time.

Eh? 'Yes' or 'No' will suffice.

Serious question NE5, do you type all those things out afresh every time?

I actually LOLed then.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/5409860.stm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A15882410?s_fromedit=1 Too fucking right.

Me too.

He didn't fit in with our all-action style of play. Would have looked great at Arsenal IMO.

Damn right.

I'm not playing you?

Not that he's good at predicting the scores like, but the tached-one gay.gif reckons it'll be 1-1. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/5373576.stm

I won my match despite a hilariously wank week.

http://www.madaboutjewellery.com/acatalog/handbag_pink_lady.jpg http://www.madaboutjewellery.com/acatalog/handbag_pink_lady.jpg One each.

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Martins just needs to get used to the frenetic nature of the Premier League, and get his pass/shot off quicker accordingly. I don't see him being a problem tbh once this happens. Only thing I think he did wrong was taking the number 9, as there are plenty of numpties who will continue to compare him to our greatest ever goalscorers which is unfair.

I can't even believe this 'play him/hate him' argument is still going on tbh. It's not worked out for him here, for whatever reason. No hard feelings, sell him and let's move on.