yeah, without a doubt, Jose Antunes Fumanca.
or that lad Sunderland bought... can't recall his name... from Honduras... basically they bought the wrong player, and he was s***, they subbed him on, then off 10 mins later...
EDIT>>>>> below is the lad im on about... Milton Nunez.... extract taken from ALS
Milton Nunez (5’5”). Lied about both his playing career and his height, as he was neither an international or any higher than 4’10”. Arriving in a blaze of publicity, playing half a game against Wimbledon at the SoL and half a game away to Luton in the League Cup, you’d have to have been both dedicated and of impressive ocular capacity to have spotted him. We tried, unsuccessfully, to get our money back, but the case fizzled out and we ended up paying legal costs (which has been kept very quiet). Last seen beneath a bunch of 12-year-old autograph hunters at Kingsway, Bishop Auckland. 2 half games, 0 goals.