Keefaz

Aye. Like a Jim Davidson joke.

I like Marcos Rojo. Good chap.

Messi has basically refused to pass, but when he has he's been terrible.

:lol: Seriously. He's probably going to die.

Howay, get him off.

He wasn't fouled and he did the whole 'I was fouled' stop playing routine. I like it best when he grabs the ball.

Fucking terrible from Messi.

Thought he'd been pretty much their best forward player. Oh, well.

Robben, maybe Sneijder, the only players who you'd imagine making anything happen.

Is that 666 Bet advert actually racist or does it just look racist?

FIFA should have a new rule: for every 10 minutes the game remains scoreless a player, chosen at random, takes a blastie right in the face.

Great tackle.

I know we've been arguing about concussions, but Robben will surely regret throwing himself to the ground thousands of times later on in his old age. Hips are gonna fall off.

The subs are fucking boring, the weather's fucking boring, the crowd shots are fucking boring, the commentary's fucking boring, Messi's fucking boring... we need a dog on the pitch.

Is it true that 'Jordy, Classy' are the first two words in Steven Taylor's lonely hearts ad?

You say that, but he's actually been dreaming all this. ? Ah, Christ.

You say that, but he's actually been dreaming all this.

Another terrible concussion. Get him off.

Right in the shins.

Just give it to Lavezzi and his beautiful beard.

Sad thing is that he hasn't been tested, really.

If I see that any of you lot have posted in the boxing thread, there'll be hell on.

Next time you bang your head so hard you stumble and collapse, why don't you try running three miles as fast as you can and then go to sleep. See how that works out for you. It happens all the time in football and has always happened. As far as I know nowt has ever come of it.

People bang their heads all the time, man. As if you'd miss a WC semi-final because of it.

Ray Winstone can't throw a ball. Embarrassing.