Keefaz

Haha. I thought we lacked confidence. This lot look broken.

Playing much better football around the box.

Spuds fans sound nervous

Do it for Edward

Yeah, it's only 10

This is a player I'd sign. All right foot apart from one, I think. But seems to be favouring his left here? Don't know what's happening. Have we got his evil twin?

I wouldn't say he's convincing in the air, like

Would be a massive boost if we got a result

You'd have to ask the booers who their boos were aimed at. I don't necessarily think they were directed at Eddie. Just general frustration.

Eve Neave

Who's Mendacious Naïve? Can he play RB?

On TV, it was just close-ups of sad-looking old couples.

Miley is due back, isn't he?

Oof. That's quite grim, tbh. Have a day off, Eddie. Get down to Tynemouth. Lovely stroll on the beach. Fish n' chips. Crack on on Monday.

Finished the match with Hall at right-back...

Woltemade has time. He's still young and new to the league. Wissa really needed to hit the ground running. I know injuries and all that. I mean, we're stuck with him so can only hope this is just a blip.

I think he's getting sussed out a bit. Oppo realising he tries to dribble out of danger rather than passing.

I don't want him out at all, but it will start looking real bleak unless he can scrape some points together

Who does he think he is? The Fonz?

Like every game. Does some good stuff. Does some rubbish. Shouldn't be on set pieces given that he can't kick a ball properly.

Aye, alright. I'm a div.

I didn't know if he was winded or just sad

Well, probably not. But only by dint of the fact the bottom three are fucking atrocious. We need to pick up points.

Look at the fixtures, man