Keefaz

This is the usual feast of football I expect in a semi-final.

Did he lose consciousness? Just looked a bit dizzy. Should never be out there if he's possibly concussed. Tosh.

Did he lose consciousness? Just looked a bit dizzy.

Two really shit offsides from the Argies.

I like Lavezzi. Good beard.

How do Germany almost always manage to play like a proper team? As though they play and train with each other week in week out?

I wonder if any of that starting line up will ever play for Brazil again Can't see why any of them should. Terrible to a man.

...and in defence and in attack.

Hansen, man. "Even though he's given one of the worst performances I've every seen.."

Boooooooooo.

Oscar

Marcelo's a fucking joke.

Aye. This German side, any German side, is absolutely the worst team this flaky Brazil could face. Unnnnnnnnnnnlucky.

Fucking brilliant that.

Quite bad from Muller. Absolutely horrible from Luiz.

I'd chip off now too if I were there watching this. Anything could happen after this. All sorts of badness.

Muller looking pissed off there.

I do feel sorry for Fred. It ain't his fault he's been constantly despite being horrifically poor. Now he's probably going to have to get plastic surgery to reconfigure his face.

Fred's going to get lynched.

Excellent from Neuer.

Not sure who's worse: Fred or that bloke out of Right Said Fred.

Thing about Brazil, you're like "Well, they aren't much cop at the back. But then, they aren't actually any good going forward."

Oh, fucking hell, that old man! Oh, god, that was funny.

Rio's trousers are the stuff of nightmares.

Fred is fucking despicable. Awful.