Keefaz

Ashley Cole was really the only one who looked like he wanted to play.

I'll be in the bath with a box of razors if anyone wants me. Messy bikini line Keef? £10 on Keef's bikini line having a better shape than the England side. It see's more balls than our forward line did tonight that's for sure. I'm uncomfortable with this now.

Prince Harry's pissed off.

I'll be in the bath with a box of razors if anyone wants me.

Barry was fucking hopeless. Carrick. They were all shit, man. One or two changes is gonna make fuck all difference. Need to play a formation they're comfortable with. I'd drop Rooney altogether for the next game. His head is somewhere else entirely.

Thing is, Capello probably finds it a fucking mystery. His players have simply forgotten how to play football.

Drop Rooney. Start Defoe.

"Fabio, why were we so bad? Was it the pressure? Fear?" "Errr.... I don't know."

Yes, the fat scouse twat. Get Ameobi on a plane NOW ffs. Don't think that's allowed..?

Would you drop Rooney?

Rooney's comments! :lol:

"Steven, why couldn't you or any of your team-mates control the football?"

It's absolutely unbelievable. What could cause that? He honestly wouldn't get in a pub team based on the last two matches.

Decent booing. Not great.

This.

If there's not a massive BOO, I'll be disappointed in the fans.

Mike Myers had a better touch than Wayne Rooney.

Just get knocked out now, you shower of twats.

Capello's fucking lost it.

Can't believe Rooney's gonna play the 90. Purely on name as he's been awful. Absolutely awful.

My touch is better than Rooney's. Miles better, tbh.

Got better. Same old problem: Lampard + Gerrard = shite.

Glen Johnson looks very slow. Thought he was quick?

Gerrard & Rooney should be fucking hanged.

Heskey hasn't been that bad, imo. Nowhere near as bad as Gerrard, Rooney etc.