Keefaz

VANESSA PARADIS, MARCEL MARCEAU, PEPE LE PEW: YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING!

Can't wait for the 11-man French brawl.

He's got great hands for a big man.

Fuck off, you French fucks!

GET IN!

This is fucking tragic for France.

I love a good Mexican afro.

He's like a blind man telling you your painting's shit.

Mexico will never score. They just don't have it in them.

I hope the producer has given him a fucking word. Who wants to listen to that, ffs? Keefaz has me feeling as if I'm missing something great. Imagine a woman nagging you while you're working, telling you everything you're doing wrong. That's Mark Bright.

Like the love-child of Ronaldo and Milner.

I think he did. "In what you might call... 'a secret place'"

I hope the producer has given him a fucking word. Who wants to listen to that, ffs?

No bullshit, I've just been saying that over and over again in my deepest voice. Knew I wasn't the only one. By all accounts, that's actually what you sound like.

Great to have Roy there. Should it be such a treat to have someone who actually knows what he's talking about?

"ONE MINUTE TO SELF-DESTRUCT"

He's right though, France have been shit. The only thing that's making this a better match than the Uruguay one is the fact that Mexico have been a bit more open with their play than Uruguay were. Why does he has to whine about it like a total fucking knobber? He's there to illuminate the game and provide insight. He's just bitching like a girl.

MARK, MAN, FUCK OFF HOME IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT. What a cunt.

i'm sure most of the BBC team spend most of their time sounding like they dont want to be there Think he's just a whiny twat.

Bright sounds really pissed off.

Great to hear the Mexico chants.

Nice womb plop reference there.

Mark Bright is worst man ever.

Shoulda gone down there.