Keefaz

How am I sticking the boot into him? I'm telling it like it is and he's not ready for championship football. I'm not saying he's shite and i'm not saying he'll never be up to it. I forgave Bramble because he was our best defender for 3 out of 4 games. You said he wasn't ready to play again for a year! Give him a chance alongside Taylor or Colo, for instance, and I'm sure he'd turn in a better performance. Too soon to write players off like that when we are so short in numbers, tbh.

I see Ronaldo sticking the boot into Kadar but forgave Bramble a dozen (two dozen?) games of similar, if not worse, fuck-ups.

I understand your enthusiasm, but the result would need to be better for that response from me ! The result? How can you better a win? I'd save a one off the wrist for extreme results - beating Man U away, Liverpool away, Arse away. Not a late home win over Doncaster ! (No offence meant to Donny fans !) Brought an end to a horrible spell of results, and came after a pen miss and a sending off. Well worth a shandy, man.

Enrique, Nolan: good. Defence: rubbish. Harewood: rubbish.

Defence is shit, basically. Affecting the entire team's performance, tbh.

Like the Feyenoord of the Championship, that.

Nolan could get triple figures in this league.

Thank fuck. Great work, Nolan. Absolutely crucial player for us. Loanees: fuck off now.

FT!

Everyone's back defending. Christ, I'm gonna pass out.

Carroll played very well in the build-up, apparently. Good work.

(Don't concede)

Fucking beautful, Nolan, you lovely man.

GET IN, YOU CUNT!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!

5 mins time added.

Think the last 45 minutes could summarise the whole of NUFC for the past four years.

Khiz has been gash at CB. He looked alright on the right.

Butt also received a yellow, for some reason. Ref went mental, I think.

Nolan shoots straight at t'kepeer. Been our only decent player in the last few matches, tbh.

Tozer coming on. Christ.

Unglaublich.

It was Khiz, btw.

This club.

Khiz sent off. No idea why.