Keefaz

Carroll FUCKS IT RIGHT UP, YOU FUCKING CUNT.

Seem to have picked up a little.

Corner to us. Enrique our best attacker yet again, it seems.

Bob Moncur saying again we've no movement. No one showing for the ball. YET AGAIN.

I'm going to sack it off, dig out the Gamecube, and play Super Mario Sunshine instead. Approximately a million times more fun than listening to this match.

80th minute, no doubt.

Team go off to boos.

Usual suspects giving it a crack: Nolan and Enrique. Everyone else shit as per usual.

Jonas fucks it right up.

Harewood can kiss my arse; he's been shite so far.

Corner to us. Howay, lads.

There's gonna be a fucking pitch invasion.

Crowd absolutely livid by the sounds of it.

Shocking, tbh.`

The only one who was any cop was the fella who wasn't a ref. PM's was shocking, but some of the others made him look alright.

I guess in the days before the Web, supporters would've just turned a blind eye to the shoddy performances of the few games.

Must... resist... temptation to post... massively racist... joke.

Cos' we're NUFC!

Shearer in. 8-0 win.

You vastly over-rate that league. Nixon, man, call it a day. (awaits inevitable spaz-out)

Nolan looks alright, though.

Also, we can't find any pace anywhere? We have such a fucking slow team at the minute.

Anyway. Zappa fans: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=350266415990

It's ridiculous, really.