Keefaz

Butt >< Jonas

Lowes is as bad at saying Khizhanhisihvihlli as I am at typing it.

Shola.

HT Hmmm.

Ranger kills Kevin Nolan instead of scoring.

Nile Ranger is playing with a man on his back apparantly And Hughton started Butt just to make it even more challenging.

By starting so slowly and half-arsed we've really given ourselves a job. Maybe we were finding this league too easy and now we have to give opponents a head-start.

Deranger goes close!

COME ON, YOU FUCKING FUCKS!

Nolan goes close!

Carroll goes close!

Having a little spell! WTF?

Guffrie hits t'keeper.

I like the way Mick Lowes says Zurab's name. Sounds like Kids In Nashvillee: like some country boy band.

Someone in the studio is feeding her horse me thinks. They in France?

It'd be a miracle the way things are heading, tbh.

Nice one, cunty. Where the f*** did you come from? I've been lurking for a while. How's it going, mate? Not so bad. Jobless, homeless, the usual. So, a win'd be nice.

Nice one, cunty. Where the fuck did you come from?

Will be a miracle if we get anything from this. The pen seemed like a gift, anyway, considering how we're playing.

Christ Almighty.

Shite pen.

Saved.

Guffree.

Pen. For once Steven Taylor gets a handball right.

Sounds like the game's just passing us by.