Keefaz

Sounds like more Enrique pratting about at the back. (Ronaldo, fuck off)

Pigbag.

Nice work, cunt.

Balls.

Newcastle fans present have obviously failed to listen to the pleas on this forum to change words to that Mike Ashley chant.

No idea what's happening: Mick Lowes has yet to mention the fucking match.

Wurzel Gummidge?

The people in this thread sticking up for Keegan's ability are the only ones quoting facts. It's the Keegan bashers who just keep bringing up tired old discredited clichés about 12 point leads, naive tactics, a poor defence, etc and pointing to the results of one-off games as if they're the ultimate proof of some greater point. The reality is that in 4 years Keegan took a team which was almost relegated from Division 2 to one which was within 1 game of winning the league (a game which we absolutely dominated and but for the outstanding individual talent of one of the opposition players would have won at a canter). Are you sure your irrational hatred of Keegan isn't blinding you to the truth? Here's a question for you. Let's put reality to one side for a moment and say that you're right for once and Keegan's tactical and coaching abilities are poor. In that case how exactly did we manage to get so close to winning in the first place? It can only be because of the sheer quality of the players we had that they somehow managed to do it on their superior skill alone in spite of the hindrance of Keegan's tactics. In that case, surely this makes Keegan one of the best talent spotters in the business does it not? If so, why did you support a system which refused to use his one ability, but gave him a job where he was weak (as you see it)? Good post.

It would help if he could cross a ball, like, considering we have Carroll up front who will win 90% of headers.

I know he wore a Toon shirt when they played Newcastle. Not sure about elsewhere, like.

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Tony Blair's claim to be a Newcastle fan is about as genuine as everything else he utters. i.e.Total c--p.. He said he used to 'watch Jackie Milburn while sitting in the Popular side'...everyone knows there were NO SEATS there before the East Stand was built...he said this at a time when we were supposed to be every fans' 'Second Team' because he thought it might be worth a few votes in 97..Oh wait - so THAT'S why he got in..!! Urban myth, tbh.

We haven't actually outplayed anyone, they've just been conspired to beat themselves.

I'd rather have a Chinese meal than promises of steak and chips.

Aye.

Some would argue that's our best back four. That would leave Guthrie coming in for Taylor in midfield. Is that Ronaldo I hear screaming at his monitor?

Seem to have quiet a decent side, tbh. I wonder if they should be doing better than they are?

Oh, fuck off.

NOW, MAN! I MEANT NOW! WHO KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT THE CURRENT QPR TEAM?!

Sir Les, that's all anyone needs to know. Not that it needed pointing out, like, but I meant currently. What can anyone tell me about the current QPR?

Rufus fucking Brevett.

They were named "Renford Rejects" when a rival player sabotaged their league entry form, but decided to stick with the name as it suited their "outcast" nature. Nice summary, that. You could almost write a Wikipedia entry.

Who can tell me anything about the Renford Rejects?

Who can tell me anything about QPR?

Dave > Gandhi (insert random name)