Keefaz

We're The Best Team in the Country! Oh, hold on... We're the 21st Best Team in the Country!

I hope so. 'Green Army!'

Ha. Me, too, a bit. I said at the very start of the season that it's going to be difficult to start caring about the results of Leicester or Sheffield Utd, and really, nothing's changed.

My mackem mate says he enjoys the time they've spent in this division more than the PL. I mean, he obviously wants his team to be in the PL, but I can almost see his point: this league is actually about football. There are hardly any 'big stars', much less bullshit, more emphasis on just playing the game. But, Christ, let's get out of here.

I never said he was crap, it just shocked me. I know. I dunno, like a few strikers the more 'instinctive' the chance, the better chance he had of burying it, I think.

Aye, he was crap.

What do you think? Is it better or worse than you expected? What do you think of the standard of the football, the fans, etc.? Best and worst things about the Fizzy Pop.

Basically would be half-decent if they let blokes play in goal.

What would you like the term Chutney Ferret changed to? 'Spanish waster, Xisco'

Any chance of a title change? It's fucking juvenile and makes no sense to people who don't understand the term 'chutney ferret'.

Marcin Wasilewski. Edit: which makes no sense, because the players all finished that match and there was still an hour to play.

Howay, 'guile' is probably used at least once every televised match, but outside of football, you'll probably hear it about once per year. SONIC BOOM! Aye, that's all I could think about too. You always played some chump who picked Guile, and just crouched in the corner, hammering the buttons.

Howay, 'guile' is probably used at least once every televised match, but outside of football, you'll probably hear it about once per year.

Also, when did they start saying 'simulation'? Fucking ridiculous. 'I thought the missus had forgotten my birthday, but it was just simulation.'

'Nullify'. 'My raging horn was somewhat nullified by Janet's 9" strap-on.'

'On his day' 'But, boss, on his day, Barry's the best forklift driver we've got!'

I assume Santander are paying his wages: so, no, thanks.

'Clinch' 'The bar was full of stunners, and I clinched the best of the lot.'

'Strong on paper', 'fare'. 'Gary, your new design looks strong on paper: but how will it fare in the real world?'

Guile. Never heard anyone say it (but, then, I've never been in the army). 'Barry took the easy option when he asked that lass if she'd "been here before": could he shown a little more guile?'

Just... get out.

'I've come in, put the kettle on, had a dig from 2 yards to get the teabag in the bin. Speculative, to say the least.'

Aye, well you've fucking heard everything.