Sima

Vicario making Pope looking mercurial from corners.

Looking forward to some newly-promoted side paying £35m+ for these Man City regens next summer.

Wut

Stepping into his Philip Lahm arc.

No VAR slowing the game down.

Tonali has been class.

Play Osula in man.

Plays like he’s on fast forward.

What an effort.

Livramento has been worse than useless since he came on.

Fucking referee.

Commentators making out this Chelsea team hasn’t had £500m+ spent on it.

Burn trying his best to sabotage the 2-0 lead.

Would have been peak NUFC to concede there.

Offside. Fuck.

MY GOD

How the fuck is a sub allowed to be on the pitch picking a player up?

Pope flat out refusing to catch the ball.

CATCH THE FUCKING BALL

Jorgensen’s busy hands…

Longstaff’s brain breaking down again having to pick a forward pass.

Norwegian death metal?

Pope gives me fucking nightmares on corners.

Joelinton

Fucking hell.