Sima

What a save.

Thank fuck.

Pardew's The King's wet dream.

Love that camera in the crowd.

Some header.

Put £50 on a Belgium/Brazil/Russia treble

This been posted yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USJx1vzzd5w

Balotelli

Is there a human more unsuitable to Sunderland than Asamoah Gyan? How the fuck did he stay there for more than 31 seconds?

Phil Neville far more at home as a pundit than a co-commentator.

This love-in

'I've got to congratulate Iran' A thoroughly unsurprising sentence from Neil Lennon.

dat defense. Complete all-rounder.

Has to start v Argentina.

Fuck off you Iranian cunts.

Christ.

Mikel is rubbish.

On target.

Fuck off Shola.

Missed anyway, the fucking glans.

Shola actually one of their best players judging by this holocaust.

shot.

dat knockdown. Move you lazy pigs.

Shola livid on the edge of the box.

dat pressing.