Sima

Catts would be off for that, like.

Redknapp to mention QPR's Remy at HT.

Booooo-urns.

Alan Smith clearly a fan of Rick 'The Model' Martel.

Shola wounded.

Moar hoof pls.

Sexual.

Shot Shola.

Our centre-halves are keeping Michael Fassbender quiet so far.

That cross...

'Grandad Hank'

Get in.

REMY!!!!

Can we bring Derek Wright on instead of Shola pls?

Fuck me.

Ugh, woeful first touch. What a ball from Cabaye.

Krul doesn't need a cap with those curtains, Alan.

Shola....

Come off it, man. Shola was fucking useless last week.

'Upped our quality in terms of depth' Fuck off.

cunt chops

Or Torquay.

Like fuck will we start the same tactics agaisnt Norwich if we get a result today, have a word with yourself, man. Norwich have come off the back of a good win last week and we are equals so they are a fret.

8 minutes until all optimism is washed away.