Did he speed down to the front row, realise he didn't know what to do next, try to turn around, fall over spilling popcorn and fanta all over the audience?
Close, it was 7up.
Who knew that the person who wrote asking about what Newcastle books to read back in a cold February 2007 would turn into a maniac who wants to bastardise the sport we have known and loved for decades?
I honestly don't know how you sleep at night.
"Hey guys, I'm an American and new to this forum. Do you think the EPL would benefit from a playoff system"
"Fuck off"
"Whees this kernt"
"Mag WUM alert"
Hmmm, seems like deja-vu.