Sima

Fuck off.

Milner ffs

Fuck did he miss?

Oooooooh Vito Mannone!

Thank fuck they won the cup final.

Pathetic.

Fuck off Dzeko.

City are utter pigs.

Man City playing like a box of cocks.

Fuck's Aguero going?

Who's Youtube is that? Whoever it is, someone should really have told him the soundtrack to his wedding video is about Lou Reed's sexual confusion and heroin abuse. Fitting I suppose. If I were her I'd either want to be gay or off my chops on smack.

Nope, Jarra

Poyet: I envy Newcastle. Greyun with envy marra

All aboard the Gus Bus.

http://stylishstealthyandhealthy.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/ldbigvagina1.jpg

Fuck off.

Fuck off Sturridge

Put these to the sword, man.

Hope Liverpool's arse starts nipping now.

Yas

I read that in Partridge's voice.

Lap of honour because they have scraped past a Championship team on penalties

We are overflattered with them tbf