Sima

Raylor

Fuck me, what a save

10/1 for us to win on bet365.

Hah. Gay.

Harper diving down there Like a redwood falling.

Obertan pass completion - 0%

He's so shit.

Obertan

So is your breath. I am rubber, you are glue.

Pitch is awful.

European football

Ah, that's what it is.

Rocky music

I Wish him a full recovery He was instumental at the start of our promotion season in 92

Don't think they will sell for £12m and I definitely don't want this transfer to go through at the expense of Debuchy

Better than that, he's never claimed to have supported Sunderland either unlike Martin McGuinness O'Neill I'm stealing this to use on RTG.

What a beast. Why the holy fuck did Man City sign Rodwell instead?

Moyes

Shola is the best penalty taker the world has ever seen tbh

Fuck that, I want them to be as weak as possible so we can smash them into a million pieces.

Why the fuck do these mongs think they are going to sign Defoe? He's Spurs' only striker ffs

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